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Dan on Phil's Interactive Space Adventure
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Dan on Phil's Interactive Space Adventure
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2.12//2.18
Now, come one, come all to this tragic affair Wipe off that makeup, what's in is despair So throw on the black dress, mix in with the lot You might wake up and notice you're someone you're not If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see You can find out firsthand what it's like to be me
Who’s your NHL role model?
Will: I mean, I love watching Jack Hughes. He’s obviously a Development guy, so I think watching him from there up all the way to now has been pretty cool.
this actually makes me FERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Beautiful Elite Dman.......
edm@dal 11.04.25
waitwaitwait i was reading back over this foundational post of the cupbaby au and it made me realize. ilya is dickless when the mlh awards roll around a couple weeks later. and im assuming he, with all the unwarranted confidence a white 23 year old male can muster, was like “eh nbd i’ll make it work” bc there was nooo way he was gonna let a surprise pussy get in the way of tapping shane hollander’s sweet ass.
everything still goes according to canon btw. still get the secret stroke down the back on stage, still get the vegas bathroom scene, still get the “touch yourself i want to watch” of it all. but when ilya gets up and approaches the bed and horny coyote shane crawls across it to him to bury his face against his crotch, he suddenly freezes. he scoffs. looks up at ilya, incredulous.
“seriously?”
“what?”
“wow. i do all this, fucking - debase myself for you, and you can’t even be bothered to get hard? un-fucking-believable. go fuck yourself, rozanov. i’m leaving.”
and then shane is getting up and getting dressed and ilya’s like WAIT WAIT WAIT FUCK HOLLANDER WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN - except not really because how do you explain that one night you went to sleep after fucking your entire team and when you woke up in the morning your dick was replaced with a pussy - and the door is slamming behind shane and he doesn’t text for months.
and the next time you see him it’s in your home, where he’s tracked you down and you and your alternate captain have started playing house, and you’re pregnant. DELICIOUS.