“DAMN IT, KID! I TOLD YOU NO PYROPLAY IN THE BASE!!”
Continuation of this post that I made for @saltymongoose‘s AU.
The children of the main 4 if they were older and somehow were in the same universe together (timeline shenanigans).
+Deimos’s kid is the troublemaker of the 4, being reckless just like their father. Usually burns up something important.
+Sanford’s kid is the mature one of the bunch and no matter which one you choose of Sanford or Deimos, both Sanford’s kid and Deimos’s kid are related and wind up together regardless of your chosen lover. (San + Player + Dei FTW)
+Hank’s child would be very protective of 2B’s kid, because they’re the youngest and weakest of the group. (Also because they mimic their father, Hank, to a great extent.)
+The reason why 2Bdam’s kid is so small is because 2B would take the longest to decide to finally settle down, even if his S/O is the Player. So 2B’s kid is behind the others by a couple of years. Making Hank’s kid the oldest and 2B’s kid the youngest.