god creating periods
God: ok so remember those organs we gave half of them? so if the system is working we're gonna have them bleed from, like, the most embarrassing place ever if they don't get pregnant. And it's probably gonna hurt. And cause mood swings.
Angel: .. ok, weird, but whatever. so they bleed if they had sex and didn't get pregnant, god it.
God: What? No, just once a month.
Angel: ?? Ok. So, one day a month they bleed. Right.
God: No, no, at least three days. 10 at most. Maybe worse for some people, and they aren't gonna know what's wrong with them because we'll make them keep this whole thing super hush-hush!
Angel: I would like to remind you that we set a month as 28-31 days. That's like one tenth of a month at best, a third at most.
God: Yep. Sounds good.
Angel: *sigh* okay, dude. At least they'll be able to schedule for it, i mean if it happens at the same time every month.
God: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one.
