So I see all these posts ab Keith not understanding April fools and such but like I raise you
Keith and Shiro being the biggest Pranksters
Like there was a big incident on like '02 that they just Don't talk about.
They have the Worst prank wars too
One time Keith filled shiro entire paladins armour up with the Altean equivalent of shaving cream
Shiro covered every accessible inch of Keith's room in food goo
Keith replaced shiros shampoo/conditioner with hair removal cream that One Time
Shiro hid tiny tiny tiny rubber ducks all over the castle in places he Knew Keith would go and it drove Keith wild
That one time they started a food fight
They both had the bright idea to switch out the others weapon. So like they both go to spar together expecting the others weapon to turn to jelly after the first hit and just,,,, imagine the laughter when they realise the other did it too
They are so absolutely sus when the other is just Hanging Around.
It gets really intense and literally all the other paladins refuse to take sides because both Keith and Shiro are Brutal when pranking is involved.
Helen do you have any headcanons re: the modern day relationship between Zeus, Poseidon and Hades?
I don’t but I’ve had a think and this will be brief but:
Zeus: He’s like, just there, always meddling in things, just getting in the way, but at the same time he’s quite a large presence, perhaps even intimidating. There is a reason he’s called you-know-what ;D and that’s just what he is. Lives for lightning storm aesthetics. Probs has five shirts with neon/multi-coloured lightning bolts down them. Wears grey yoga type pants.
Poseidon - mildly amused at times with Zeus. Usually is sitting somewhere behind him looking on with a very watchful gaze that isn’t a little bit exasperated at times. Wonders why he lives with the guy. Gets annoyed if Zeus does meddle with those he’s close to; Poseidon is protective of those he likes and favours. Has a geology pun on his shirt he made himself - ‘It’s not my fault’, and there’s a smiling earthquake prominent zone on it.
Hades: fed up. Zeus is annoying and wants to know where Persephone is but girl can’t deal with the testosterone in the flat - ALL from Zeus (because who else?). Likes greys, blacks that have highlights of pomegranate red. Reading quietly, eternally annoyed with Zeus. Poseidon is okay, because Poseidon can become a problem if Hades tries to cause rifts (heh, rifts) and so they are cordial.
cu chulainn, in lore, was said to be extremely beautiful. like, men were afraid they'd lose their wives to him, that beautiful. he probably turned straight men and gay women bisexual for him. he probably won fights by distracting people with how gorgeous he is and making them forget why they wanted to fight him in the first place. the other gods probably do double takes for the first like two weeks of him being around every time he shows up. like, wow, that man is gorgeous?
bellona headcanons! @bbellona here u are! ive got ravana up next
Kind of just … she’s all about fighting. its basically her life. Does it recreationally as well as seriously. Also enjoys working out - be that wailing on a punching bag or lifting weights.
People who are too carefree bother her, especially people who seem to not take battle seriously. She thinks they’re messing with her.
Can’t stand being disrespected, but it’s hard to garner her respect. Will casually disrespect others.
Really stubborn.
Combat strategy is her shit, but she doesn’t strategize well off the battlefield.
Hates losing, would rather die than have to admit defeat. Except to Amaterasu. She’ll lose to her.
She’s got freckles basically everywhere, but they’re darkest on her face and shoulders.
Does drink, has an average alcohol tolerance. Is an unpredictable drunk and will go from laughing to trying to kill someone in seconds.
Not the early rising type unless there’s gonna be a fight.
Spends most her time training.
A master of all weaponry, from hammer to assault rifle, but she much prefers swinging stuff at people.
Perseverant- if she wants something, she’ll go after it, regardless of the risk.
Almost always wears sports bras. Doesn’t really have much in the way of panties either- it’s either boyshorts or straight up boxers with her.
Probably snores. Deep sleeper.
Attracted to strength. She’d fuck anyone who could kick her ass and look hot doing it, but she has a strong preference for women. She isn’t feminine herself, but she admires femininity.
Hates tea. Is a coffee person.
Dislikes sweets. Low tolerance for sugary anything.
Eats a lot, but won’t stuff herself. Hates feeling heavy.
Will fight people for any reason.
Confident and self assured externally in most situations, even if she has some external doubts. It takes a lot to break that confident exterior.
Keeps her hair short so it doesn’t get in the way when she’s fighting. Doesn’t care much about how choppy the cut is.
Likes hard rock and heavy metal. Anything that makes her feel badass.
Hates being snuck up on and will probably kill anyone who does it.
Can’t sing to save her life. So she just uh … doesn’t. Ever. Not even in the shower. Can’t dance either, she’s got no rhythm.
Almost always wears ‘men’s’ clothes, regardless of how poorly they fit her rather feminine hips.
Really has no idea what to do in sexual situations, and is definitely NOT a lead. Despite how badly she’d want to be, other people have to take control. Because of this, she’s not as sexually active as the other gods, and would rather just masturbate than actually have sex with someone. Unless she’s really attracted to them.
ravana headcanons!!! finally @art-love-videogames sorry it took 300000 years
Manipulative. Will do a lot of things to further his own agendas of being Really Powerful and Deadly
Doesn’t use weapons because why would he, when his fists are powerful enough to pummel gods?
Obviously has a very to-the-death rivalry with Rama. Is also rivals with Vamana, to a lesser scale.
DOES care about his brother, Kumbhakarna, but also sees his potential as his right side. Has Kumbha do a lot of his dirty work, much to the giant’s disappointment. Ravana, however, is wealthy as hell, and will buy Kumbha whatever he wants. A majority of Kumbha’s possessions are gifts from his brother.
Even before Ravana got himself involved at a brewing war, he still gave Kumbha a lot of gifts. Since Ravana is emotionally cold and lacks the ability to really display emotions, he showers the giant in gifts to show his compassion.
Smokes. Ignores the apparent health risks, because he’s immortal in his mind.
Extremely cocky, confident, self assured.
Displays sociopathic tendencies - doesn’t empathize well, selfish, only uses people to further his own end and doesn't consider the well being of others. Very charming to most, and never comes off as being ‘evil’.
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Shiva is the only being he subordinates to. No one else has gained his respect to that level.
Drinks, but doesn’t get drunk. Hates mental hazes.
Disarmingly intelligent. Tends to sense when people are lying.
His biggest weakness is his own hubris - he does not accept failure under any circumstances, and will do whatever he needs to ensure his own success.
Is very serious about keeping his body strong.
His hair and mustache are rather important to him. Has a bunch of mustache wax.
His singing voice is deep and surprisingly soothing, melodic. Likes jazz music. Probably plays saxophone or something.
Hates being anything BUT a leader, and doesn’t take suggestions well. He knows what he’s doing. Questioning him is practically a death sentence.
Humans mean nothing to him. He takes no issue in killing them if they are in his way. He doesn’t purposely seek them out to kill them, though.
Believes he deserves sacrifices and worship from mortals. Would willingly enslave them, baiting them with tastes of heavenly riches and powerful artifacts.
Appreciates jewelry. Very fond of golds with intricate patterns, centered by precious stones. Owns a lot of gold and jade, especially with dragon designs. The gold is soft, so he prefers to not wear it often.
Speaks over a dozen languages, including ancient dialects that are no longer spoken.
Owns suits and ties. Enjoys dressing fancy and throwing dinner parties Kumbhakarna is a very important guest at these parties.
Has chest hair and a rather prominent happy trail.
Smells pretty good, like expensive cologne and musk.
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VERY well endowed. Like. Holy crap, Ravana has a huge cock.
Ejaculates a lot.
Dom as hell. Definitely into BDSM. Enjoys people who willingly submit to him, beg for his dick, scream and moan.
Prefers people smaller than him by a notable margin.
Definitely a sadomasochist. Likes hair pulling, biting, scratching, choking. Loves having people over his lap as he spanks them.
Respects his partners- if a safeword is said, he stops immediately.
Fantastic at dirty talkIng. His voice only adds to that.
Isn’t as sexually active as most deities, but he does enjoy it. Finds masturbation to be far less enticing.
ah puch headcanons!! @puchittothelimit here u go bb <3
Manages to get along decently with other Mayan gods, but that’s about how far it goes. He’s asocial and awkward.
HATES breaking a nail.
Murder exhilarates him - it’s the main reason he’s joined the Battleground.
Does not go out during the day. Don’t make him. He burns. Literally he will start smoking.
Hates heat. Gets hot very easily.
Gets extremely confused when people are kind to him. However, he will repay kindness tenfold. Ah Puch is extremely loyal, and if you get yourself into a bad situation, he will appear with his corpse army.
Awilix is his best friend. He frequently sees her on her midnight hunts, and the two tend to accompany each other. Gets along very well with Suku.
Is fine with other death gods.
HATES cocky Gods with a passion - they piss him off. He, however, knows his place - and will not provoke a God stronger than he is.
Doesn’t sleep. Doesn’t need it.
Smells horrible. All the time. Like death and decay.
His breathing has a death rattle. It’s very creepy.
He doesn’t die. If one wanted to be rid of Ah Puch, they would have to banish him somewhere, or lock him away. Destroying his body would only work for a short period of time, as he regenerates body parts.
Hates water. Do not get him wet, he is like an angry cat when he’s wet.
Dislikes being disobeyed. Lesser beings that do not heed his commands will be punished.
Ah Puch sincerely laughing is a rare occurrence.
Doesn’t understand technology, and doesn’t care to.
Thinks the human population is out of hand, but the other Mayan gods would not allow him to do, what he calls, a ‘cleansing’.
He doesn’t hate humans, though. They do make up the bulk of his undead army, after all.
In his underworld, he has a throne made of skeletal parts, bones, fangs.
The amount of humans he can collect for his army is limited by the other Mayans; he does not have this same threshold for Gods. However,the balance keeping the other pantheons from all out war swings unsteadily, and he does not wish to test it by claiming a lesser God for his army.
Doesn’t bleed or cry. He can’t.
Enjoys reading, and has a rather impressive library in his possession.
