🐣 - imagining graves asking his shadows for help for a romantic gesture for valentine’s day.. or maybe he doesn’t even ask for help but his shadows are either like “please please please let us help!!!!!” or “bro that’s an awful idea.. you need our help”
SCREAM THIS IS SO FUNNY I swear they'd probably be making small talk before asking him what his plans are for valentine's. and he says oh nothing special, the missus said she doesn't want anything so we're just gonna do a movie marathon at home. and everyone just stares at him like this
and then he had TWENTY SOMETHINGS explaining to him that when a woman says she doesn't want anything it means she wants to be Surprised. dummy.
they personally offer to go shopping with him for everything, and it is DEFINITELY not bc he's paying for their food later on. the first stop is the jewelery store, where he picks out something heart shaped and everyone immediately redirects him to something much classier and pricier (phillip's like wait 🤨🤨). then a bag store, a shoe store, and finally a restaurant where he may or may not have had to pay a little over the regular fee to book a private room one day before the 14th.
phillip would rather die than admit to you that this had been an emergency plan revamp, but he'll find other ways to repay his shadows later.
