#goddammit xd

[leagueofuselessness]

[everoutoftouch]

Me: -getting out of bed to pee-

My partner: -makes a deez nuts joke-

Me: -reacts exhausted and tired of those jokes-

My partner: -shyly grabbing blankets- my… my balls are out 😳

[errantgoat]

So I reached the last- last (apparently optional?) chapter of the Pathfinder Kingmaker game. You actually get an achievement for that named: “Against all odds.” The thing is GOG tells me it’s a choice only like 8% of people even considered during their playthroughs. I mean, I know Nyrissa is the main villain sorta, but I’m sad only a few decided to try and help her after learning of her predicament.

[tvccreator]

Okay, I get it now.

I see now why people really like the Snatcher. o////o That voice with that design is amazing, holy shit-

(Thank you @thereaderinsertlady and @darkmedolie for giving me a reason to actually go look up A Hat in Time stuff. ^-^)

[dualcursed]

          ❝ come and get ‘em ya big dopey bastards. it’ll be the last thing you ever do. ❞

answered for: anon

[eissaphir]

Last night I dreamed of being in a small group of ~six who were in a room where we were supposed to get massages (I have no idea why).

I was the last to have a person come to me and waited excitedly in hopes of a handsome man coming to me.

It took an eternity until finally someone came into the room.

It was a freaking talking gorilla.

I think that sums up how much my subconscious hates me pretty well.

[viperbranium]

tfw there’s awkward eye contact like dammit why can’t you just let me check you out

[littlemourningstarr]

(Mad Hatter anon) Heh heh. Cup of tea. Mad Hatter. Heh.

OH MY GOD. I DIDN’T. HOLY. I DIDN’T EVEN MEAN TO MAKE THAT PUN.