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Reading fanfiction isn't enough anymore I need to crawl into my TV and fuck him

#Not tagging anybody specific but god yes #Sorry everybody it's #Horny Hours™

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023) dir. Joaquim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers, Justin Thompson

#Everybody in the reblogs has to stop claiming he just has a stick up his ass #He literally lost his own daughter in a traumatising way and now has Peter gushing about his baby for what seems like 24/7 #Mayday Parker #Still an insane name lmao #Miguel O'Hara #Peter B. Parker #Across the Spider-Verse #AtSV #Spiderman #Spider-Verse #Spiderverse #So many possible tags ugh #Let's just go with these #AtSV Spoilers #Across the Spider-Verse Spoilers #Across the Spiderverse Spoilers

As somebody with arachnophobia, researching different spiders' abilities and traits to create a Spidersona, while desperately trying to avoid spider pictures is... certainly sth.

On a completely unrelated note, I found out that there's no way to blur non-explicit images on Google without some kind of browser extension.

#I'm not strong enough for this #Let's just ignore I'd suck at it in general. An extreme fear of heights probably isn't the most practical thing for a Spider-Person to have #I guess I'll just have to suck it up and not put as much 'realistic' abilities into account #I don't mind those cute small jumping spiders but anything else? Yeah no.#If there's a big spider in my room? That's not my room anymore. It belongs to the spider now #But yeah. Re-watched Into & Across the Spider-Verse and I'm still in love with these movies #Into the Spider-Verse is genuinely so important to me #Spidersona #Well technically #My posts

Finally got to talk to a psychologist for the first time and she told me she couldn't tell by how I spoke and acted that I had any kind of problem interacting with people and I think I deserve an award for that

#I also managed not to cry so I deserve one for that too #My posts

ee123sblog

I came across a post saying that bats can make a sound similar to a cat's purr, and from that, it was inferred that vampires would do the same😈

（1997‘s version）

#THEY CAN WHAT #THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN I FOUND OUT IT'S THE SAME FOR FOXES #Purring is one of the most beautiful things an animal can do #Schnurr your undead hearts out <3 #Sarah Chagal #Graf von Krolock #Tanz der Vampire #TdV #Omg I almost forgot bc I was so excited about purring vampires I'm so sorry #YOUR ART IS SO CUTE OP!!#I love the little crown you gave Sarah

i-am-a-lazy-mess

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

#EXACTLY #These two don't convey the same emotion!!#If I wanna use a modern emoji I'll do it myself #Don't force me to abandon my beautiful son

sunshinemoonrx

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

sunshinemoonrx

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

sunshinemoonrx

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

noticesghosts

What the hell

noticesghosts

What is going on

#Dude I'm so tired #I wouldn't even care if there was a 'careful there sweetie~ That's a bad word <3' message or whatever if it gave me an option to continue #But downright banning you from seeing the results? Fuck off #Tumblr

ashleyslorens

#Genuinely though #Did they... Actually watch the original? Even caught a glimpse of it?#They massacred my man #Graf von Krolock #Tanz der Vampire #Dance of the Vampires #I'm so sorry to everybody who's only able to watch that monstrosity

darkacademiaarchibist

The Four Herberts of the Apocalypse

(in celebration of Medic's legal first name)

#I haven't watched Reanimator and idk who the bear is #But I think an honorary mention should go out to my Glücksfeder (apparently called a Zanzibar gem in English idk) Herbert #This poor guy has been on a razor's edge in different ways SO many times. And that plant is low-maintenance and said to be super resilient #Well I guess the resilient part is true #Bc of my memory problems I'm not 100% sure whether I named him after Herbert von Krolock but I think it was just a fun accident #Fun fact. When I told my sister I had given him a German name the first one she thought of was literally Herbert. It was insane #But unlike his namesake my Herbert does need sunlight lmao #And then I found out my favourite TF2 character has the same first name. Genuinely amazing omg #Sorry for de-railing your post OP 💀#Medic #I don't think I've ever tagged his real name lmao #Herbert Ludwig #TF2 #Team Fortress 2 #Herbert von Krolock #Tanz der Vampire #Herbert West #Re-Animator #That has been on my watchlist since forever and I've never gotten around to it #Well and a bear idk how to tag. Sorry dude

wordproblemapoligist

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

#THANK YOU!!!#This guy gives us a whole ass house and trusts us to pay it off eventually #He doesn't deserve all the hate he gets :'(#Tom Nook #Animal Crossing

amezure

Some of my favorite dialogues from animal crossing 🌈

#I may or may not be having trouble not crying while reading these right now lmao #I'll have to tag all characters later #Animal Crossing #Animal Crossing New Horizons #ACNH #Tag later

pettyartist

I'm sure some tea would have fixed Ophelia.

#Omg I've never seen anybody saying this #I love it #Animal Crossing #Animal Crossing New Horizons #ACNH #Ophelia

academia-lucifer

@academia-lucifer

#Me lmao #Writing #Breaking Bad Spoilers #I guess

muttsandmustelidae

haha yeah man female dogs are bitchy and female horses are bitchy and female cats are bitchy and female ferrets are bitchy and female rats are bitchy and female guinea pigs are bitchy and female birds are bitchy and female rabbits are bitchy and female everything is bitchy. lol! isn’t it so funny how you think that! isn’t it so silly that this is your perception of literally every species! haha! i’m sure there’s nothing to unpack there! i’m sure you’re 100% accurate and unbiased in your conclusion that female animals are just inherently evil! i’m sure you have very normal thoughts about human women too! teehee! isn’t everyone laughing! isn’t it so goofy!

#THIS #Holy fuck #Dude I'm so sick of people like this #'[misogynistic/racist/etc. take]' 'That's []' 'No it's just true haha'#If you're gonna be a bigot don't try to play it off #I'm so confused how people even think this is funny #Misogyny