[erismemes]

with the year coming to an end, go ahead and come to me   ( anon or not )   and tell me what you think of me.

[dualcursed]

omneinfinitus‌

He hadn’t the slightest idea why Hatsuharu was here, neither Tohru or the damn rat was home, but he had tolerated him hanging around. The last thing he wanted was to send him home and then for Haru to get lost and it somehow be his fault. So they had sat in the living room, the TV on but he wasn’t really paying much attention to it. In all honesty, it had been a long day and he wanted nothing more than to have a late afternoon nap. 

Kyo wasn’t any good at small talk, so he didn’t really try for the most part. Except for when he started to get hungry. Sure he thought about just getting himself some food, because it wasn’t his damn fault that Haru had decided to come over without asking, so why should he have to feed him? Except he found himself asking anyways, though he immediately regretted opening his mouth when the other seemed to down right ignore him. 

“I was asking if ya if you were hungry! But forget it!” He huffed getting up and stomping his way into the kitchen. “Why the hell are you even here anyways?!” 

            ❝ thanks, i was getting pretty hungry. ❞ he answered, practically cutting off the second question, but kyo deserved an answer. anyone who had to put up with him in any capacity deserved an answer given the fact that ‘babysitting’ him felt more like a punishment than a surprise visit from family. ❝ —had to get out of the house for a little bit and sensei said i could come over here and wait for him to get back. never said where he was going but i’m assuming it was something about some raincheck on an old meeting with his publisher. ❞

             if that was a lie, it wouldn’t be all that surprising. sensei was a mysterious man with mysterious motives. nothing he ever did was easily explained by anyone other than himself, and if he did happen to tell you why, it was more than likely to make way for something bigger down the pike. ❝ if you really don’t want me here i can always go somewhere else, y’know. ❞

[dualcursed]

little-dxvil‌

Masashi was leaning against the window sill, looking at his phone. A wet cloth rested about a foot away from him on the sill, an idea of what he was actually supposed to be doing. He glanced up when he heard the sound of someone coming but it wound up becoming a stare when he actually saw the guy. Only when they began to pass him did he speak. “Well, you look…weird. You look very weird” He was going to look for another term but there really wasn’t much of another way to put it.

           he stops. under normal circumstances he would have continued on without paying anyone that much mind, but an underhand comment like that— why wouldn’t he stop ? ❝ weird, huh ? got nothing more creative or are you calling it at ‘weird’ ? ❞ guessing from the lack of assistance in cleaning the rooms along the hall, or the hall itself, it seemed flinging minor insults seemed to be the only kind of contribution they were making. ❝ if it’s so weird, then why don’t you take a trash bag and help out... make it less weird. ❞

[dualcursed]

snakecursed‌

//@snakecursed​

“So far at least..” he hummed taking a long sip of his tea. He had worked rather had on putting together the perfect outfit for Hatsuharu, one that still stuck within the traditions but was all the while uniquely him. It was a bit of a challenge, but one that he was more than willing to try and meet. “Though if there are any changes you want please let me know, I would be happy to rework it for you.” 

He was rather confident in his abilities, but he wanted to ensure that Haru was really happy with what he would be wearing while he performed his new years dance. “It really is quite a shame, I think the two of us could really dazzle our family..” he sighed in agreement. 

           ❝ i mean, so far so good, aya-nii. i don’t think i’ve ever really had any problems with the things you’ve come up with. ❞ the sketch is returned as carefully as it was taken an examined. while he was positive his cousin had the design practically memorized, having that written copy untarnished and in one piece was probably still a good idea. 

           the teenager takes his own cup of tea, swirling the liquid that had since cooled within it before taking a sip, yup, still bitter. ❝ it’s not even so much about dazzling anyone. i just think it would be fun... and pretty damn moving if we did it right. ❞

[dualcursed]

tohrx‌

      the young woman always ran about in a stressed frenzy, her need to appease fueled her erratic behaviour: that’s why she found herself out on a cold night, shopping for soup that ‘gure-san was craving, as well as the other two boys. 

      tohru was in her own fantasy, not realising that hatsuharu-san had seen her crossing the street. she quickly snaps out of it from the sensation of a coat being dropped upon her head. 

           ❝ Hah! Hatsuharu-san, I’m sorry! ❞ she flails her arms like a flightless bird, taking the coat from her head, she slips it on and immediately sighs in relief from the cold air. 

            ❝ I didn’t realise it was going to be so cold tonight…by the time I realised I had forgotten a coat, I already got to the store! ❞

              ❝ explains a few things... ❞ it was her good nature that naturally took advantage of her without he knowledge. if she kept it up like this, she was more than likely to freeze in the middle of winter at the hands of some stupid request for hot pot or something along those lines. ❝ i’ll have to have a talk with whoever’s responsible for convincing you to go out like this— if you don’t mind me knocking some sense into the three musketeers. ❞

               truthfully, if it wasn’t her, sensei would have absolutely no problem forcing yuki or kyo to go out in this weather. just because tohru’s impressionable personality made it easy for the three of them to get what they wanted out of her, it didn’t mean they had to. was that not something they were able to see ? having a talk with them about this was probably the best way to bring it to their attention— along with beating it into them, but he wouldn’t go that far, not yet. 

[dualcursed]

i will live and die by yakuza au

*drops mic* 

[sortofrpmemes]

Random Arma 3 Bullshit 3/5 sentence starters

video by SovietWomble warning for some NSFW, change pronouns as needed

“ do not smoke at the petrol station, but an autocannon is a-okay. “

“ is [name] in the gun? “

“ right, so this could be interesting. “

“ WE’RE GOING HUNTING! “

“ yeah, I’m fine and fuck you by the way. “

“ why, what have I done? “

“ I messaged you three times this morning. I was requesting a rescue. “

“ it’s the.. the time of the month dude. ”

“ you’re on your period? “

“ no not my period. “

“ I’m hormonal. “

“ are you cheating on me? “

“ so yeah, it was a great morning. “

“ are you watching this? “

“ thank you for making me out to be a mentally unstable person, like I were totally wasn’t joking in the car at all. “

“ he called you mentally unstable. “

“ WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU HITTING THE BACK OF ME?! “

“ she’s now.. sitting on my lap right now and I’m kind of scared of her. “

“ just be concerned if there’s a kitchen knife missing. “

“ you’re a cunt. “

“ I love you. “

“ I will be whatever you want me to be. “

“ I wanna be single. “

“ you’re allowed to tell all of the stories about me if you want to, but don’t take them out of context, CAUSE THEN I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU! “

*wimpering*

“ Ooh, we should save him. “

“ don’t stick your dick in crazy. “

“ but she’s so hot. “

“ it’s worth it. “

“ he’s hopeless, he’s lost. “

“ FUCKING GIMMIE MY CAR BACK!!! “

“ come with me [name] come with me “

“ did you shoot [name]? “

“ LOOK AT WHAT HE’S DONE TO MY CAR HE’S PUT A FUCKING HOLE IN IT. “

“ n-nevermind, just carry on. “

“ get your head down “

“ don’t shoot at it. “

“ anyway have you got your gun? “

“ err no I don’t have a gun. “

“ do yo want to go back and get it? “

“ I don’t need it though. “

“ but we’re gonna go attack something. “

“ where the fuck did you go? “

“ blew up [name]’s car. “

[dualcursed]

           the fb rpc is dead again and i wish it wasn’t             so hit this up with a like if you want a starter             and we can get this train moving again so i              don’t have to wait for s2 to write haru :D 

[dualcursed]

               it wasn’t only a responsibility, it was a matter of honor. he was designated the role of taking the trash from each other the classrooms, collecting them together, and taking them down to the dumpsters to be collected later in the week. with the amount of classrooms on his homeroom’s floor, it was possible to take them all in one go. it would require a few large bags and a decent amount of upper body strength to accomplish, but it was worth it to get everything done without using up too much of his time. 

               he readied himself, slinging the unnatural number of trash bags over his shoulder and cautiously making his way down the hall. without knowing, he could’ve easily been mistaken for some kind of trash santa dragging the weight of at least two bodies down the hall towards the stairs. 

// @little-dxvil​

[dualcursed]

            ❝ it’s your move. ❞ 

            board games weren’t too common during his visits, but he had found a secondhand go board and two sets of stones at one of the shops walking home from school. he knew the general idea of how to play, but he easily admitted to not being that great of a player. bringing it with him was meant to be something fun as well as a way to waste time.   

// @kamicursed​

[dualcursed]

            an hour passed with the tempo of a few moments. it tended to do that when his thoughts were elsewhere or his own conscious decided to abandon him for new mindsets, new situations, and a subconscious attempt to protect him from the evils of the world. what felt all too normal must have looked unnatural to those around him. 

            with a few forceful blinks, the dissociation subsides and he regains the conversation once more. ❝ —i’m sorry, you were saying something weren’t you. could you repeat that again ? ❞

// @omneinfinitus​

[dualcursed]

          what possessed her to leave shigure’s house without a coat in this weather was beyond him. something about how hurriedly she scuffled down the street with her bags of groceries could only mean one thing: one of the guys back home had requested something and, in a fit of panic and a desire to serve, she ran out to appease. luckily he had caught her when he did. 

          ❝ you’re going to freeze. ❞ his coat, already slightly large on him, practically consumed tohru. even when dropped on her head, it still skirted along the snow-frosted sidewalk. ❝ who’s brilliant idea was it to have you run out for hot soup without a coat ? ❞

// @tohrx​

[dualcursed]

              ❝ —so this is what you’ve come up with, huh ? ❞ it had been a full twelve years since he last had to wear his new year’s garb for a performance. a lot of changes had come about during those twelve years, which obviously meant he wouldn’t fit in his current outfit. 

              he’d gone to the one person he knew he could trust to dress him similarly to his own tastes. new year’s wasn’t for a few months, but the last thing he wanted was to be that asshole that showed up with a few weekends to go looking for assistance. ❝ y’know, it sucks that you and i aren’t next to each other in the line up. think of how wild that performance’d be. ❞

//@snakecursed​

[dualcursed]

           the fb rpc is dead again and i wish it wasn’t             so hit this up with a like if you want a starter             and we can get this train moving again so i              don’t have to wait for s2 to write haru :D 

[jigento]

         hey friends, so november is officially over.           yes, that means nanowrimo is over and i’m finally coming back to          my blogs over here. i’m going to have to do some inventory regarding          drafts but i’m hoping to get back into the swing of things now that i’ve          been freed from the binds of continuous updates to hit those 50,000           words. 

         if anyone would be interested in reading what i put together, you’re           more than welcome to. i would love the feedback since i worked           incredibly hard on this. 

         you can find my anthology right here.

[dualcursed]

          i know i have a few lengthy things in my drafts, so if anyone wants something of average length or whatever my brain can come up with, like for a starter !

[dualcursed]

          i know i have a few lengthy things in my drafts, so if anyone wants something of average length or whatever my brain can come up with, like for a starter !