#goddamn apocalypse

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Media care more about fucking spiderman than raging fucking fires in both Amazonia and Siberia ravaging what’s still left of the largest forest plains on Earth

[cinderteethe]

So how IS the air quality is New Jersey right now?

Last night I was diagnosed with don’t go outside:

I am alright, my vitals were all strong and I have no long term damage, I was just inside all day and didn’t have all my air purifiers on goddamn TURBO and the orange air/ rancid smell got inside. This was a precaution because of how many symptoms this fucking air gave me.

My chest and neck muscles are still sore from the various breathing issues today but seriously guys if your on the east coast DONT FUCKING GO OUTSIDE if your sensitive like me. I didnt even GO outside and this shit got me. If I didn’t have these HEPA purifiers I wouldda been in the er at dawn yesterday with how bad our air was.

[skuls-s]

i just realized that there’s a good chance mow episodes won’t happen in s11

[hottemperedlinkette]

ask-sweet-redlink started following you

Blue looks at the Link standing before her, and pulled off a nervous smile, whispering to herself. "Now I'm starting to think that there's more than a Shadow Army. What is tumblr planning? A Red and Shadow Link apocalypse or something?"

[yourmetanarrativesucks]

Live broadcasting from Serbia

It's 7 PM.

5 more hours to The Apocalypse.

We are all trapped inside our apartments. My windows and doors are jammed. We are out of electricity and water. I am recording my last hours on Earth.

I take a peek outside of my window. Nobody's out there. 

There is a strange swirl of black, thick smoke on the horizon. I've never seen such a thing. I sense a disgusting smell, something like rotten eggs. Why would I smell that? I don't even have eggs in my fridge. Through my window I can hear a loud, creepy howling, getting louder by every minute. What the actual fuck? Black smoke, sulfury smell, dogs? 

And then in a split second it hits me. We are all going to fucking die!