eldritch basement offices

formerly @ghostbustermelanieking or @how-i-met-your-mulder grace. 25. writer (alias graceterryfier), grad student in crisis, ao3 @ skuls. bad text posts. prev. how-i-met-your-mulder. https://archiveofourown.org/users/skuls

[skuls-s]

skuls-s > ghostbustermelanieking

[liarsblade]

Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.

[tinysuitcasedemon]

Benedict Lightwood really took "would you still love me if I was a worm?" to the highest level possible

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[skuls-s]

nothing like being locked out of virtual work for the day because your stupid app won't react to the internet

[skuls-s]

johnny depp as ebenezer scrooge sounds like a crime against humanity

[skuls-s]

i'm compiling all the sapphic moments in rachel harrison's so thirsty, for my own entertainment

[skuls-s]

nothing like being groomed by your cat... i, for one, love having stinky sandpaper rubbed all over my face

[julpernulper]

parents will be like “you’ve changed” and it’s just you started doing the things that make you comfortable that you always wanted to do but was too scared to express your wants and needs

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[skuls-s]

have yall read model home, by rivers solomon? i'm about 60 pages in and aside from being a banger so far, it's also exactly the kind of novel i think tumblr would enjoy

[skuls-s]

"A family hurts. It does. We are born in its noose."

[skuls-s]

ben and bev both getting a little chubby post derry, the second time. long, late lunches followed by naps in the sunlight. rediscovering the joy of cooking and good meals, and a cigarette or two on the porch after, watching the sun go down. relearning not to be conscious of how they look, act, move, speak. comfortable in their bodies for the first time since they were kids again

[skuls-s]

have yall read model home, by rivers solomon? i'm about 60 pages in and aside from being a banger so far, it's also exactly the kind of novel i think tumblr would enjoy

[skuls-s]

oh 2019 post-IT 2 losers all live fic... how i miss you

[skuls-s]

unsurprising from the basic bitch i am

[elumish]

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

[sandumilfshous]

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

[post-to-poll-pipeline]

How old were you when you got your first smartphone?

Younger than 10

10-13

13-16

17-20

21-25

26-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

Older than 60

Never had a smartphone

Voting ended onJul 22

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause