To those of you who have never heard of, played, or just down right don't give a shit about Final Fantasy X, I apologize for this rant.
So lately I've been play Final Fantasy X (in case you couldn't figure that out) One thing I'm trying to accomplish is unlocking the legendary weapons (who doesn't want to do that?!). One such task I have to complete is a getting a total time of less than 0:0.0 in a chocobo race. What is a chocobo? A giant ass chicken you ride like a horse. How to you get a time of less than 0:0.0? Quite simple. Thoughout the race are balloons that you can collect to knock of 3 seconds from your total time. Easy enough right? Wrong. There are also birds flying at you, and every time you get hit you're staggered for a second and get three seconds added to your total time. Doesn't sound so bad right? Wrong again. Not only are these birds constantly spawning, they home in on you. To the point where it's almost impossible to dodge them. Especially when they spawn right in fucking front of you! I read somewhere posting a rant helps, so again I apologize and I'm sorry if I wasted your time.