#goddamn hormones

[sarcastic-coffeedrinker]

Thirsty Tuesday!

Suffer with me and my thirsty has been hormonal single self! 😅

[fleetwoodsushi]

Anyone else suddenly feel very content and like getting their shit together and then immediately get their period lmao happens to me every time

[pavarottirevenge]

Being pregnant and having to deal with a 3 and 4 year old is HELL!!!!!! My tollerance level is below the ground at this point, and I can’t stop puking. It’s hot as balls and I’m starving. HELP. ME.

[cerebrosbeforehoes]

pajama selfies??????

[sarcastic-coffeedrinker]

@b3autyfuldisast3r it's not me who chose violence. I blame my brain and hormones.

Inside my mind is like :

Want. Yes. Please!

Hnnnggg. Also fluffy. Yet so thirst inducing and seductive.

How can he be so precious and flaming hot at the same time? 🥴

[sarcastic-coffeedrinker]

The world is wants to make me combust due to thirst today.

It's been throwing my weaknesses in my face all day.

Men in shorts. Mmmm calves.

Men with long hair.

Men with beautifully maintained mustaches or beards.

And it ended the day with a big thirst trap:

Men with broad shoulders

In military clothes

Wearing mustaches

At the last combination I had to turn around so I wouldn't smile like a fool while also staring like someone who just saw a legendary cryptid.

The men

[gift-from-athena]

Why am I suddenly daydreaming about making traditional polish food for my future husband and kids like 10 years in the future.

[sarcastic-coffeedrinker]

Thirst post: neighbour induced.

Whyyyy?! Why does my neighbour have to be a combo of two of my biggest weaknesses (these two gentlemen)? He has the build of Cordell and the haircut + beard of Syverson. 😵‍💫

Tall, broad shoulders, kind.

Bearded, great smile, has sense of fun.