#goddamn it all

[vaguelyclevermatters]

Not me making my own damn self emotional while writing this Hotch fic bahaha what the fuh Me, writing:

[autism-corner]

transgender <3

[wutheringmights]

i’m not even an ickywars ride or die i just think the ship name is incredibly funny. #ICKYWARSSWEEP

this really is going to be the name that sticks, isn’t it

[princeizuku]

TBHK CHAPTER 91 SPOILERS!!!

Does it ever drive you crazy, Just how fast the night changes?

[mistresspandorawritesthings]

Omfg girl help I'm listening to Adam Lambert while I work and it's got me thinking of one shots in the Songs About Getting By universe and I don't need this today.

[katierosefun]

that codywan didn’t have a queue tag 🔫

ah SHIT i've been caught okay okay okay tony i'm going back to my studies i swear

[pictures-to-prove-it]

First 20

Guidelines: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all.) Choose your favourite opening line, tag some friends!

Technically, I wasn’t tagged, and technically, I don’t have 20 stories published on AO3 (I only have 19), so I’ll have to supplement with an unpublished WIP.  

I’m also partaking in hopes that rereading some of my opening lines will magically undo this MASSIVE writer’s block I’m having trying to wrap up my latest fic. Literally, I’m trying to write like, one more paragraph and I physically can’t do it. It’s like goddamn torture. In the spirit of my latest reblog, seriously considering ending it with “Somehow, Palpatine returned.”

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall. 

1. Untitled Sex Pollen/Fuck or Die Unpublished WIP (AUTHOR’S NOTE: I swear I’m not a monster) - AoS, Rated E (Leo Fitz/ Daisy Johnson)

Daisy stands in front of the drab, graffiti-littered cinder block wall and huffs out an agitated breath.

2. I Drink and I Know Things - AoS, Rated E ( Leo Fitz/ Bobbi Morse) WIP

“Alrajul almaswuwl,” Bobbi said slowly.

3. Invariance - AoS, Rated E ( Leo Fitz/ Jemma Simmons)

Without a doubt, it had been the strangest twenty-four hours of Fitz’s life. 

4. The Uncertainty Principle - AoS, Rated E ( Leo Fitz/ Jemma Simmons)

Jemma was done talking, even if he wasn’t.

5. The Magical Place - AoS/ Good Place AU, Rated M ( primary Daisy Johnson/ Daniel Sousa; secondary Leo Fitz/Jemma Simmons) WIP

Welcome to Level Seven!

Everything is fine.

6. Over the Rainbow - Sherlock BBC, Rated E (Eurus Holmes POV) - Indefinite hiatus

She lives in a dust bowl. 

7. Flesh and Blood and Camouflage - Sherlock BBC, Rated M ( Sherlock Holmes/ Molly Hooper) 

Molly leaned over the basin, staring at the tap, cold water flowing between her fingers as she swallowed thick, bilious strings of her own saliva. 

8. Core - Sherlock BBC, Rated E ( Sherlock Holmes/ Molly Hooper)

Of all people, the last person Sherlock Holmes expected to engage in such a blatant act of sabotage was Molly Hooper.

9. Numbers and Figures - Sherlock BBC, Rated T ( Molly Hooper POV)

More and more, Molly had found herself thinking in terms of numbers.

10. Flicker From View - Sherlock BBC, Rated E ( Sherlock Holmes/ Molly Hooper)

“Hey Molls, it’s me…listen, I know you said that we shouldn’t –“

11. Mad Science - Sherlock BBC, Rated M ( Sherlock Holmes/ Molly Hooper) Indefinite Hiatus

“Well…it was a Dark and Stormy night…” Molly began with a dejected sigh.

12. The New Arrangement - Sherlock BBC, Rated E ( Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper/Greg Lestrade) 

The sounds of music and laughter drifted from the reception hall and rolled softly through the picturesque gardens of the quiet countryside inn, floating gently down a set of pristine stone steps, around an elegant fountain, and eventually crawling its way up Molly Hooper's spine, where it promptly took up residence on her last nerve.

13. Ground Stop - Sherlock BBC/MCU Fusion, Rated G ( Molly Hooper POV)

Molly squeezed her way down the narrow aisle of the airplane, unable to keep her bulky carry-on from bouncing off the shoulders of her fellow seated passengers.

14. The Case of the Maze Runners (and Subsequent Perusal of Alternative Treatments in Allergen Immunotherapy) - Sherlock BBC, Rated E (Sherlock Holmes/John Watson)

“Annnd…another dead end, “ John sighed in frustration. 

15. The Sweet Spot - Sherlock BBC, Rated E ( Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper)

Dr. Molly Hooper slumped back in her chair, barely able to contain her giggles.

16. Sweet Interruptions - Sherlock BBC, Rated T ( Sherlock Holmes/ Molly Hooper)

Molly sighed contentedly, stretching her lithe arms above her head and sinking deeply into the mattress as Sherlock worked his way down her body.

17. Rhythm Method - Sherlock BBC, Rated T ( Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper)

It was the sharp, slightly metallic taste in her mouth that first broke through the hazy curtain of a dreamless sleep. 

18. Watch Over Me - Sherlock BBC, Rated T ( Sherlock Holmes/ Molly Hooper)

She dashed into the small cafe, sliding through the swinging glass doors with flushed cheeks and a thudding heart. 

19. Rebound - Sherlock BBC, Rated E ( Sherlock Holmes/ Molly Hooper)

Molly slumped backwards against the wooden booth, swirling the last of the Guinness in the bottom of her pint glass before arching her head back and tossing the bitter liquid down her throat. 

20. The Sixteenth Seal - Sherlock BBC/ SPN Crossover, Rated E( Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper) - Indefinite Hiatus

"You were right. I'm not okay." 

There you have it, folks. Tagging @quicklikelight @eclecticmuses @witcherislovewitcherislife @mizjoely @ritalara @miabicicletta @sunalsolove @sundance201, and anyone else who wants to play. 

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I know I fucked up bc even now a year later the “blogs like you” suggestions on my page are still Silicon Valley