#goddamnit jack

[saintsarefake]

Jack: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Heracles: I think you mean cards.

Holkk: He did not.

Jack, letting the knives fall: I did not.

[monstermemories]

FIVE SECONDS INTO THE VIDEO AND FIRST DAY OF THE NEW YEAR AND HE'S STARTING ON HIS SHIT AGAIN

[crowbeary]

Kamski steps out of the pool and Jack just goes “Nice package” with a smirk.

[simpleaway]

welcome back, home-slice bread-slice

@therealjacksepticeye

[nikkashidashipper]

Me: Today is gonna be very productive day yes let me just check tu-

Tumblr: *jse fandom has lost it, incoherent screaming from everywhere, hundrets of theories scattered across the floor, people on fire running around, everything is burning*

Me: 

Me: *is confused* Okay well let´s just see what´s going o-

Me: *catches on fire*

Me: Wait no-

[31-radical]

My dog thought it was a grand idea to act like a LITTLE SHIT at 2 in the morning

[31-radical]

My dog put an ice cube in my slipper. wtf.

[jhameia]

WELL EXCUSE YOU LITTLE MISS I'LL-PLONK-GODFREY-GAO-ON-YOUR-DASH-WITH-NO-WARNING-OR-CONSIDERATION-FOR-YOUR-DELICATE-SENSIBILITIES