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[mischieftomake]

"You were flirting with them!" -luna

start an argument

“Of course I was! You’re not going to make a fuss about that, are you?” 

“Do you trust me enough to know that it meant nothing, or must I explain to you how flirting is one of the easiest ways to manipulate others into liking me and doing as I want them to?”

[mischieftomake]

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The sight of the usually elegant and composed princess sprawled on the floor acting like a child having a temper tantrum was nothing short of hilarious, and it took a great effort on Loki’s part to keep himself from laughing. He brushed a few specks of non-existent dirt from the front of his shirt and regarded Luna with an expression of polite confusion. 

“Cheating? In what way?” The temptation to continue antagonising her was just too strong for him to resist, and he knew that acting like this, as though nothing was wrong would be the best way to irritate her. “Are you feeling alright Luna? You seem aggravated.” 

[mischieftomake]

Coffee Beans and Villainy || Coffee Shop AU

@goddessofshadows liked this for a starter and also unwisely indulged the mun’s need for AUs

Loki pulled on the cord of his earbuds, tugging them out of his ears as he pushed the door to the coffee shop open with his other hand. He wound the cord of the headphones around his hand before stuffing them into his pocket with his phone as he stepped inside. 

He didn’t want or need this job- he was almost certain that the tedium of it was going to kill him. Unfortunately it was a necessity. He’d moved to the city a few days ago for a job that this one was a cover for, leaving his ‘family’ behind in England after finishing his degree. He had left the day after his graduation, and he had only stayed that long because his mother had asked him to. She was one of the very few things about his old life that he was going to miss. 

He made his way over to the empty counter, and drummed his painted nails against the surface of it before coughing pointedly. Whoever was supposed to be introducing him to his new job was likely in a back room somewhere, but given that he wasn’t a particularly patient person and didn’t particularly care about the job anyway he wasn’t about to go searching for them. 

He took out his phone, and opened his emails while he waited. He was waiting for a response from his new employer, which he hoped would include specific details relating to exactly what she needed from him. All he knew so far is that she needed his help to open some doors, in some cases literally. 

[mischieftomake]

continued from x

Loki stared at her, and for a few moments was completely speechless. He should have known that she would meet his anger with her own, but still he felt shocked by the audacity of her words. 

“Well, I must offer my most sincere apologies if I have inconvenienced you. As soon as I met you I should have immediately abandoned any and all sense of ambition I ever had to cater to your every whim and desire!” He exclaimed, every word laced with sarcasm. “I trust the fact that the past 4 months have been devoted to little other than my search for you should be enough to mitigate the immense displeasure you must have felt.” 

[mischieftomake]

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“Oh, I agree.” This was the first time he could remember genuinely smiling in her presence, and the first time that he could remember speaking sincerely with her. Many of their previous interactions had been in the presence of members of one or both or their families, which had forced them to be sickeningly and insincerely polite to each other. “When do we start?” 

[drunkenworgen]

Dear person I hate,

Dear Rose,

You’re dead.  You are dead dead dead, and I’m so fucking ECSTATIC.  I don’t have to look over my shoulder in fear anymore.

Fuck you.

- “Sylver”