#gods perspective

[burnhamy]

when an account that does reposts won’t give you credit and you start hinting at them to give you credit but they don’t catch on

Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn’t be a dick

[turtle-booty-swag]

You pray so badly for Heaven, knowing any day might be the day that you die. But maybe life on earth could be Heaven. doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Bo Burnham

[krisclg]

comedy to the realest shit ive ever heard in 4 minutes

[shslarrogance]

You argue and you bicker and you fight. Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night. Over what they think is true.  But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.  You pray so badly for heaven, knowing any day might be the day you die.  But maybe life on Earth could be heaven. Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try? My love's the type thing that you have to earn and when you earn it, you won't need it. I'm not gonna give you love just cause I know that you want me to. If you want love then the love is gonna come from you.

Bo Burnham's Song from God's Perspective

[alone-in-wars]

You're not my children you're a bad game of sims

God

[drift--apart]

"I dont want it to come across that I think I'm better than other people....This is a song from the perspective of God"

[thisisgospelforthefallen-blog]

You shouldn't abstain from pork just 'cause you think that I want you to. You can eat pork because why the fuck would I give a shit? I created the universe, you really think I'm gonna draw the line at the fucking deli aisle?

Bo Burnham - God's Perspective.