Awe Yeet Awe Yeet

[cockhunt]

can they like release new vegetables 

[bumblebeebats]

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

[bumblebeebats]

Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt

and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this

and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”

[turtle-booty-swag]

It’s a chayote squash

[kingjaffejoffer]

[superpoorlifechoices]

Pornhub commenters generally have a reputation of being more civil to each other than youtubers. Maybe people who argue online just need to bust a nut?

[justjavis]

^^^

[immoren]

Not all heroes wear pants. 

[thatradicalnotion]

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

[cobaltflame]

This really says a LOT

[bunney]

simpsons is so next level

[sapphiccore]

this is… so pure

[kittenfossils]

stay there forever

[onlyblackgirl]

We had a cow that would do this. You could take naps on her all day.

[iraffiruse]

Gotta work on that spacing

[qregrimaldis-deactivated2022111]

y'all what the fuck was bull tit anus tryna be tho

[formerprincewille]

ALDKAKSKAK

[funnylime]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

describe your aesthetic in four words go

[kinesthetiachomoromanticore-dea]

homeade bong im 11

[bytonight]

[nathansummers]

Gold

[pettycentral]

[onlytwitterpics]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[followyourbliss973]

[geeky-jez-deactivated20231025]

[tessacrowley]

teacup what the fuck i just woke up why would you put this rIGHT AT THE TOP OF MY DASH

[newjaxxcity]

ngl, i read the first part of this and thought someone was pulling receipts on mr. rogers.

[sidetable-drawer]

You know who was really damn Extra that we don’t talk about enough? That fish from SpongeBob who was all “Dude, I just got my license” and SpongeBob’s all “I’m getting mine next!” and he’s all “Hey, I doubt it!” like dude what the hell is your damage

[tillerboomin]

WHITE SILENCE = VIOLENCE

[deebott]

Yes

[itsmisspickle-deactivated201812]

This is how you support black issues white folks👏🏿

[whateveriblogis]

somebody throw a kickback for these people

[loudmindsofttalk]

Fuck it, they invited to the cookout

[everythingisproblematicin]

Reblog if you're bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump

[just-shower-thoughts]

Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”

[unclebeanbag]

“Friend”

Its more of I killed a potential enemy. Hold his dismembered corpse in victory.

[ulysseus]

Plants don’t wage war

[unclebeanbag]

Ever heard of blackberries?

Yes, plants do wage war

[kasaron]

Mint and strawberries, too. They need to be quarantined or they will kill basically everything else. 

[systlin]

I planted mint in the ground 2 years ago.

It’s currently fighting a bitter battle to the death against the raspberries attempting to invade from the east while trying to annex the patio.

Could go either way at this point TBH. Unless, of course, I take a shovel and the blowtorch out there and battle both back to within their original boundaries.

And anyone wondering if a blowtorch is overkill for weeding back mint has never actually planted mint.

[moirakatson]

This post did not go where I expected it to.