#godscumsock

[askoz]

You back hun?

(either way it’ll be a lot slower |:/ f)

[askoz]

Do you have any headcanons for everyone's favorite australian?

you might’ve heard some of these already and i definitely don’t consider myself the Best with headcanons but like enjoy ig lol

- if theres an animal, he will touch it. No matter how dangerous. he probably owns a ton of them too. he has absolutely no fear when it comes to animals literally nothing could phase him. (except magpies.. of course)

- stans coles and he collected all the mini collectables Multiple times

- actually bought one of the red hands on ebay for like $600 probably

- fuck woolies

- has very strong opinions on ice cream & icy poles

- golden gaytimes god tier

- mad the paddle pop lion doesn’t have an actual name

- actually contacted the company about it but they got mad at him and threatened to call the police on him if he didn’t leave them alone

- blackcurrent is his favourite zooper dooper flavour (fairy floss is a backup)

- he enjoys kangaroo meat

- he and turkey are actually kinda friends now, or on good terms with each other at least

- he and the rest of Englands Kids all complain about how shitty England is as a father and they all keep a collective journal tallying all the times he missed out on good dad puns

- he and nz have a brother like relationship, they consider each other rivals and are extremely competitive esp against each other but like, at the end of the day they’re still there for each other

- he & wy have a great relationship & he is the best big bro Ever

- you bet your ASS he got so fucking depressed when steve irwin died

- picks on america bc of his shit as hell gun laws & they argue a Lot bc of it

- he’ll probably leave spiders in places you Wouldn’t Wanna Find Spiders if u like upset him or something so like don’t do that

- he Will tell tourists about drop bears and scare the hell out of them

- surprisingly, isn’t very enthusiastic about holidays, doesn’t celebrate halloween, does enjoy christmas though and has a barbie w the other australian micronations and nz down at the beach every year

- he gets Very lonely Very often its sad please give him friends

[askoz]

Ooo you back?

i sat down in 40C degree weather and drew all these so mun is dying pretty much

[askoz]

Fuck the sun

because frankly, the latter doesn't sound too flattering

[askoz]

Not jumping at the chance to fuck the sun is a sign of small dick energy

[askoz]

Bruce the Dickless Wonder

[askoz]

Does he ever take it off?

i would like to think he .. washes it at least..?

[askoz]

You alive

mun taking a bit to die ill be active again in like a day dw