"Hello: is this Ms. [Name Redacted for Privacy Reasons]? I am calling from HyperReal studio regarding your participation in our full immersion brain scan VR experiment. As you are aware you signed off on HyperReal getting a permanent perpetual license to use your brain scanlikeness to create our deep immersion NPC AI templates. Yeah, about that... No, no you didn't do anything inappropriate during your session in the deep immersion, but the NPCs we model after your brain scan seem to immediately lock on the player character and try to capture and assimilate the player, requiring admin and developer level interventions. It has been extremely disruptive to our R&D's workflow. So, I have been requested to contact you and ask: Why are you like this?"
