The greatest ship of all time is Rouxls Kaard (Deltarune) & Gohda (Umineko no nacu koro ni).
At first, it seems awful. These characters are from two completely different franchises. They have completely different art styles. They aren’t even the same species.
Then you start to think about it, and slowly, it starts to make sense. Their personalities compliment one another perfectly. Both of them are dramatic fools that care far, far too much about their jobs. They are both the constant butt of jokes in their respective narratives. Neither of them truly develops as a character, both content to exist solely as the comedy relief that is very sensitive about their choice of career.
You lie awake at night, consumed with the thought of Gohda wrapping his muscular arms around Rouxls in a tender embrace, as they swap puzzles and recipes with each other.
You try to break free, but it is too late.
You have become one of us.
Gohdaard forever.