mermaid rue getting captured by pirate gortash and then telling him complete lies about how merfolk operate.
hes in the corner like "interesting. you say your diet consists only of men who you hate? do i fall into that category?" and then kicks his feet and twirls his hair when she says yes and tries to bite him
shes stuck in his room, probably tossed in a barrel of water to keep her hydrated and wants to rip his throat out with every passing day
im thinking about them... how to make them worse... this is so silly i can just put them into situations and no one can stop me












