Chav Eddy alone vs. Cyanus Collectivum
The Golden Chavs also learned about the Bros' match against the Cyanus, which is dominated by Alien. It won't be long before the teams should arrive at the stadium. All preparations had already been made, it was said.
Eddy romps alone through the streets of his Chav bruhz. No one is to be seen. Out of boredom and frustration, he treats himself to a big sip of his favorite booze. He doesn't want to be alone.
But his bruhz aren't there. He thinks to himself, then he can also drink the world beautifully.
Again, he took a sip of Buckfast, the tonic wine that is very popular with the British Chavs.
His eyes fell on the bottle, and an idea came to him - a crazy idea. If his buddies aren't there, then he can at least try to do something about the Cyanus.
He trots to the stadium via a detour because he had to get something.
At the stadium he realizes that no one is there. Wonderful, his plan could work. He went to the locker rooms and found the one belonging to Cyanus.
He listens to the door. There is nothing to be heard. Carefully, he opens the door and peeks inside. No one was there. Eddy enters the room, looks around. There they are – the Cyanus water bottles. GEAT. He is close to his goal:
He nimbly empties them and fills them with high-proof tonic wine.
As unnoticed as he came, he also left the stadium unnoticed but grinning maliciously.
Hey, that's going to be fun once they've reached for the water bottle.
In a good mood, he ends the day in the park. His day was saved.
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-- Disclaimer: Alcohol is harmful to your health. This story is not intended to glorify alcohol consumption. It simply serves as a cliché associated with chavs.
