( @goldenfirst liked for a starter! )
“- ‘Course, they were... a lot- anyway.” Harry was barely sure where he’d been going with that story- something about Fred and George, when they were at Hogwarts, and- oh.
“Right! Right, what I was trying to say, was- for Merlin’s sake, James can we maybe not make Professor McGonagall want to retire early this year?” That’s what it was, pranks. “Even if it’s- absolutely hilarious, which I’m sure it is, just... keep it... small, at least. No- blowing up toilets, or something.”















