#golflitos

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this is killing me

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if you were wondering "why the hell was carlos trying to eat a piece of grass in that pic ??" my moot @wintersunning (who plays golf!) just told me this

translation:

I'm sure you were dying to know this, the thing about biting the grass is because in spanish when you lift a big chunk with the club it's called a "chuleta" [in english: pork chop]. things a 12-year-old finds funny, I guess. #myidiot

also fyi a "chuleta" that big means you've hit an embarrassingly bad shot

To clarify, NOBODY would take a photo, they'd replace the chunk of grass and pray that no one saw it 😭😭