#golgothaskterror

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????: Oh gosh darn it, hang on a moment

????: Ah! Thats the ticket.

JAKE: Howdy-doodly! The names ENGLISH, JAKE ENGLISH, and im here to answer your most burning questions! JAKE: Or at least thats what i THINK the purpose of this particular method of communication entails....

JAKE: Regardless im more than happy to feel a bit more connected to the world even if it seems somewhat onesided. Say hi! That little handy dandy ask box should be wide open for business

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Jake; why did you put a picture of Brobot beating you.

JAKE: Wh-? ive posted no such picture...

JAKE: Oh! Right, the blog banner! I thought it looked pretty sick.

JAKE: Is it weird or something?

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hey girllllllll

JAKE: !!!

JAKE: Hi! :) JAKE: I suppose i did ask for hellos haha

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BITING YOU

JAKE: Huh?

JAKE: Oh.

JAKE: Darn mosquitoes.

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Anything you like to do with your free time?

JAKE: Well i suppose MOST of my time is free time, given my tropical isolation.

JAKE: I spend a lot of time chatting to my buddies! Theyre a talkative bunch and i enjoy my time spent talking with most of them, im glad to have their friendship and admiration. Couldnt ask for a closer knit group of buddies to natter away with. Sometimes we watch movies or play video games together! Its really swell.

JAKE: I love to explore! Everyday is an adventure on hellmurder island haha, though i have to keep my wits about me, one time i spent all day in the sun and had a serious case of sunstroke for the next couple days. Not all that fun, but otherwise its a blast.

JAKE: Adventuring is a hoot, but it'd be too dangerous to go out if not for the brobot. I mentioned him before, but my best bro dirk made him for me! Hes one beast of a machine i tell you what, faster than the blink of an eye and a real combat master to boot. I get into strifes with the fella basically every time i wander far enough from home. JAKE: He protects me from the bigger monsters that roam about while also providing a, um, healthy challenge now and then. (Though i think he must enjoy attacking me when my guard is down!! He always shows up at the most inconvenient times too...)

JAKE: In the end i think i spend most of my time watching movies or reading comics. I used to only read the old stuff that grandma left behind for me, but my friends have been helpful in getting me newer copies in recent years (as well as using the internet and a bit of piracy for those not in their grasps either haha) so ive had a lot to catch up on! Other than tending to the pumpkins and such i dont have anything else to do.

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whats your favorite comic book and why? ever tried making your own?

JAKE: Well ill read anything i can get my hands on really, but my top three are the hulk, xmen (especially mystique, woof), and spider-woman!

JAKE: Though i guess i'd pick spider-woman as my top favourite if push comes to shove ahaha. Jessica drew is a real friggin badass lady! And her suit much cooler than the spider-man one.

JAKE: As for making my own comic, i suppose ive thought a bit about it.. but..

JAKE: Lets just say im not a very good artist...or much of a compelling storyteller either.... X/

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hi jake!!! your hair looks amazing!!!! you like guns, so i've heard? what's your favourite if i may ask? ↄ0:

JAKE: I appreciate the compliment! I think its mostly genetics, and trimming the ends when i can. Grandma used to cut it better than i ever could, so it ends up longer than what might be typical.

JAKE: Anyway! I love a good handgun. The amt automag II is a classic, one that grandma left me, even!

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did you know you're like the coolest adventurer ever

JAKE: Finally someone sees it!