my womb passed out .
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my womb passed out .
I had a dream that I met Mads Mikkelsen at some awards ceremony for something and I had a randomly assigned seat next to his but then I met his wife and then his wife appeared less and less the more I talked to him and then we were walking somewhere and I think it became a date and we were on a ski lift and then there was snow and then there was a deer and then there were metaphors and I'm so upset I'm this upset over a man that could be my father and then some and I think the moral of the story is mother's are great but you also need a dad sometimes otherwise you will have strange attractions to Danish cannibals subconsciously at 3 AM
I'm really gone MADS !
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i don't ever think i'll stop cackling at mads mikkelsen on tumblr
he's like hansel at the end of zoolander
such good chatting
you adorable bastard