#gooberto

[sacasone]

“Bring the noise”?

Nah

Let's get Crazy here!

With naya! (Aka the Crazy)

Characther by: @luigigirl12

(Sorry If theres more bg then art,i didint want to make It smallest without compressing the image)

[cerastes]

57 and 68 for vidya asks

THE NUMBERS MASON

57. What is an overrated game you’ve played?

Metal Gear RisHAHA CAN YOU IMAGINE

Ok, jokes aside, I kind of feel this way about Salt and Sanctuary. I just don't have good things to say about it and it feels, to me, like the poser of Soulslikes, like it tries to ape the superficial and fails to grasp at the things that actually make them compelling. I know a lot of people like SaS and that's fine but I personally Am Not A Fan.

68. An older game that you’ve just recently gotten into?

Well it's not really OLD but my crippling addiction to One Step From Eden (2020) is well documented, bwahaha.

When it comes to real oldies, I've been playing Demon's Crest for the SNES lately on my Switch! It's pretty tough! It centers on the Firebrand enemy from Ghosts N' Goblins, so you get to fly around and shoot fireballs because you're a demon! But also you get DESTROYED because it's from the devs of Ghosts N' Goblins! It's hard!

[ryo-maybe]

Happy birthday ryo! We don’t talk much but you’re a fun person and a delight to have in the hopeserver

Damn, I can’t come up with a proper quip for such a straightforwardly kind message. Thank you so much Goo, here’s to a 2021 with balls ripe for a kickin’ I hope you’ll deliver it with a most steel-toed boot.

[redwhitebreeze]

It is with a heavy heart I must inform you that not only did our president actually say that, his dumbass followers thought it was such an epic quote they immediately slapped it on t-shirts

Well shit I just-

[toadschooled]

@gooberto submitted to toadschooled:

I kept finding little frogs and tadpoles while I was cleaning out the bins they keep water plants in at work and when I got to the final bin I found this big momma. I evacuated them all to a bin we don’t ever clean or use so they would be safe.

[the-foley-knoll-horror]

gooberto replied to your post: I have this problem where I’m like, naturally...

Don’t call yourself a little bitch!!!!!!!

Don’t worry, I don’t generally get into the habit of calling myself names. I don’t like it when people self-depreciate, because I rarely find it funny, and i often find it uncomfortable or annoying, but I really do annoy myself with how unwilling I am to do things.

[rottenremina]

gooberto replied to your post “I genuinely try to avoid going on “lol hoes mad”, “enjoy the salt”...”

Also long winded importance comparisons are always dumb as shit because their point winds up being “and that’s why the entire fucking castlevania franchise is less important than Ashley from wario ware”

*after a long winded text of babbling* 

“and that’s why I think Mario’s inclusion in the game was nothing but a nefarious cashgrab from nintndo’s part to promote his games and why Bubsy’s the real right choice instead of him”

[cerastes]

We gotta get the team together, we gotta get Cyber Robin Hood, Gigabytebeard, Robo-Arsene, we gotta get all the big heavy hitters of internet five finger discounts to teach the younger generations to not let the ever-fragmenting and increasingly exclusive media enterprises to bleed them out of their money with fat subscriptions for every little thing, man, I mean, I wholly believe in supporting the crew behind any creative endeavor, but also I believe that a multimillion company can afford to not make a few more multimillions every couple of seconds and that media preservation is immensely important, and piracy, whether they like it or not, is the forefront hero of media preservation. It keeps the tapes circulating, and it gives exposure to media that would otherwise be skipped on entirely (many movies and games, people would not give a second thought, were it not for the fact that they can actually try it for free first instead of having to immediately shell out a fat 59.99 bucks with vague promises of a Schrodinger’s refund).

Piracy ultimately makes the media big wigs HAVE to be kinder to their consumer base because, if they don’t, then the consumer has a lot of agency to peruse their content through other means. History has time and time shown again that people are willing to pay for what they like if the conditions of the purchase are acceptable, but the moment big wigs get a fat belly and start being complacent? Yo ho ho me ol’ swig o’ rum. It keeps a balance.

You have to know your way around the internet, in my opinion. Good deals like Netflix turned many complacent (with good reason, it’s an excellent service), but now that there’s ten thousand competitors in the Netflix format and they all peddle some sort of exclusivity deal with shows and perks? To the point that you’d realistically have to shell out for around four different subscriptions just to watch a few seasonal heavy hitters? Yo ho ho me ol’ swig o’ rum.