#good cw

[schmergo]

Everything bagel dip in honor of Everything Everywhere All At Once!

[fictionkinfessions]

I find it hilarious how well I would have gotten along with Michael Shelley. We would have been shitty gossip buddies. Meet up for brunch on Sunday to shit on random coworkers. Obviously this never could have happened, but it's fun to think about.

-Michael Distortion

[ulibeanzz]

god tier pop tart experience: put em in the fridge then eat them cold, stacked on top of each other, biting into them both at once

[ulysaturn]

MY BABIES

[corporalbutts]

i don't care about the super bowl but i have to go to a party so i'm going to hide these small potatoes around the house

[robingoodfollow]

[fictionkinfessions]

To my mother:

I went out trick or treating in a horror costume, and I plan on eating my candy and rewatching videos of my source once I clean up the fake gore. Thank you for checking in. I hope you enjoy the holiday too.

-Your daughter, Ayano Aishi.

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[fictionkinfessions]

Literally all of my kins except one: we’ve killed people, murdered them, there are people dead because of us. Violence. | The odd one out: ... Anyways I’m just gonna pet my dog and drink hot cocoa.