#good kitty.

[piratekenway]

emotional support cat god statue

[maxheimer-feral]

another eureka set finished ft. neko

[littletinydracula]

Any girl who is being honest with herself dreams of being a housewife.

Taking care of the house that you provide for her and the babies that you put in her—that’s what matters.

I don’t care about any responsibilities outside of providing you with a warm meal, a clean home, and tight holes. Anything, anytime you want because you are the man of the household, not me. It’s not my job to provide for the family, just to make sure everything is taken care of.

Everyday and every night when you find the time, my holes are waiting to be used by you, they exist for you.

[green-lanterns-c0ck]

Ted Grant

[Image description: A bingo card titled "Character Opinion Bingo". It has five rows and five columns, each space is filled with an opinion about a fictional character.

Row 1: They are soo cool looking. everyone but me is wrong about them <3. wasted potential. if they were real I would be afraid of them. if they were real I would marry them.

Row 2: they're like a blorbo to me. they're deeper than they seem. not as deep as they seem. i like them enough to project my own issues onto them. they got done DIRTY by fans.

Row 3: didn't get enough screentime. i want to carry them in a handbag like a tiny dog. free space. nothing i like about them is technically canon. wow! they are a horrible person.

Row 4: i don't really have much to say about them. why do they look like that. I'm mentally ill about them. they work better as part of a dynamic. wow... they are literally me!

Row 5: they got too much screen time. i forgot this character existed. i actively dislike them, sorry. why was this character in the work at all. they've done nothing wrong in their life, ever <3.

Template by @paintpanic

The following squares are crossed off: They're deeper than they seem. nothing I like about them is technically canon. I don't really have much to say about them. They've never done anything wrong in their life <3

End description.]

I saw him get a brain injury ONCE and also work for my Boy Guy and my brain has been vibrating like a rabid chihuahua ever since

[awwsocuteanimals]

The neighbor's cat brings me jalapeños from my garden. Hes so proud, good kitty.

[dignaeris-moved]

オペ ペ ペ ペ ...

[fbi-agent-anderson]

Please enjoy my silly cat chasing her tail.

[emotimau2]

*Cat’s intently watching our oven*

She saw a mouse. Fuck. KILL. IT. KILL IT. KILL. IT.