#goodomensbutwrong

[thesourthernpansy]

Doctor: How would you rate your pain?

Crowley: It's a thumbs down.

Doctor:

Crowley: Would not recommend.

[saphsilver]

(Help him.)

Original post here.

[thesourthernpansy]

Aziraphale: Crowley has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.

Anathema: That can't be true!

Aziraphale: Watch this...

Aziraphale: Crowley, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Crowley: *Throws himself out of the window*

[thesourthernpansy]

Warlock: One time I heard Nanny and Brother Francis arguing in the Garden so I opened the window to see what was going on and I just heard Brother Francis saying over and over:

'YOU CAN'T BUY PLUTO!'

And Nanny ranting:

'WHO'S GONNA FUCKING STOP ME?'

[thesourthernpansy]

Crowley: if I had a nickel for every time I didn't know what was going on... I'd be like why do I keep getting all these fucking nickels?

[thesourthernpansy]

Brother Francis: Why don't you tell him about the birds and bees

Nanny Ashtoreth * to Warlock * : They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

[thesourthernpansy]

Nanny Ashtoreth: My cold dead heart feels no affection for anyone.

Warlock: *sneezes*

Nanny Ashtoreth: ARE YOU SICK??? OMG WHERE'S YOUR COAT?!?!

*in the distance*

SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR!!!

[thesourthernpansy]

Aziraphale: Awww I remember playing doctor as a child.

Crowley: ...

Crowley: Me too

FLASHBACK

Child!Crowley: *holding a stethoscope to a teddy bear's chest*

Child!Crowley: The cancer has spread.

Child!Crowley: Set your affairs in order.