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Doctor: How would you rate your pain?

Crowley: It's a thumbs down.

Doctor:

Crowley: Would not recommend.

Aziraphale: Crowley has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.

Anathema: That can't be true!

Aziraphale: Watch this...

Aziraphale: Crowley, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Crowley: *Throws himself out of the window*

Crowley: if I had a nickel for every time I didn't know what was going on... I'd be like why do I keep getting all these fucking nickels?

Brother Francis: Why don't you tell him about the birds and bees

Nanny Ashtoreth * to Warlock * : They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

Nanny Ashtoreth: My cold dead heart feels no affection for anyone.

Warlock: *sneezes*

Nanny Ashtoreth: ARE YOU SICK??? OMG WHERE'S YOUR COAT?!?!

*in the distance*

SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR!!!

Aziraphale: Awww I remember playing doctor as a child.

Crowley: ...

Crowley: Me too

FLASHBACK

Child!Crowley: *holding a stethoscope to a teddy bear's chest*

Child!Crowley: The cancer has spread.

Child!Crowley: Set your affairs in order.

Crowley:Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Aziraphale: ..

Aziraphale: This is just your face, but bigger.

Crowley: ...

Crowley: I am big enough to admit that I am inspired by myself

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Aziraphale: It's Pride Month, you know what that means?

Adam: I get to eat as many skittles as I want?

Aziraphale: What has Crowley been teaching you?

Crowley *walking past pouring skittles into his mouth*: Taste the rainbow Bitch

#wronggoodomens