Aug 4, 2015
good son
My College Friend: You have a good son. Mom: I don't have ‘good son.’ I Make good son. Dhe hard-working son. MCF: You did a good jo- Mom: You know, dhey liking him calling me everyday. Dhinking he listen to me end be dhe good boy. MCF: Aw- Me: Wait for it- Mom: But you not. Dhey are deceived. MCF: Oh. Me: There’ll be more- Mom: I raising you be an honorable end praisewordhy son. End now peoples will be talking behind my back. Is dhis moo-bee* your coming out party? Me: It’s a little late for that... Mom: What? Me: Nothi- Mom: A church-ey puhsons daughter married a Muslim. Dhey so shocked. Now 'Esther's son is gay-ee.' Dhey will be shocked again. MCF: ... Me: Told you.
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