Being an adult is spending ur work money on seven inches of satanic panic limited edition black light poster
#739/1000 😛
This thing will get an altar.
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Being an adult is spending ur work money on seven inches of satanic panic limited edition black light poster
#739/1000 😛
This thing will get an altar.
Telling members of the Clergy they’re adopted
Note: Special Ghoul doesn’t get to be included today, as I’m writing with the V-is-Special theory/headcanon in mind once more and V’s already got three life stages covered. He’s not that special.
Papa Nihil: Stares at you like you just shat into your own drink and then downed it. “You think I did not know…?”
Pre-circus Sister Imperator: Mutters under her breath. “I wish…”
Adult Sister Imperator: Raises one eyebrow, unimpressed. “Worked out well enough, don’t you think?”
Marika Psaltarian: Frowns. “I am not. But why do you think that being adopted would hurt my feelings?”
Mr Psaltarian: Sips his coffee. “Yeah. And?”
Child Cardi: “I. AM NOT. ADOPTED!!!! 🤬🤬🤬”
Cardinal Copia: Scowls. “How do you know about that?”
Frater Imperator: “I am not adopted! Well, I am, but… but I am also not, because—” He gestures grandly— “I have actual parents! And they are here… somewhere. I-I do not know where, but they will show up eventually… I guess. Hey, do you believe in ghosts?”
Child V: 🥺 “What do you mean?”
Adult V: “Yeah, I know. I’m pretty over that, honestly.”
Papa V Perpetua: Considers the declaration. “Does abduction qualify as adoption? I mean, similar-sounding words, but… is it really the same thing? Am I adopted? Or was I simply lost and now returned?”
Primo: Stares at you. “I ate my parents.”
(His mother dumped him at a circus when he was a baby and his father never met him, but don’t remind him. He might bring you to someone who would eat a person. Or bathe in your bodily fluids, if you’re a virgin. 0/10, do not recommend.)
Secondo: Whips off his sunglasses to fix you with his intense stare. “I see you do not understand the concept of communal living.”
If asked to elaborate, he will refer you to his younger half-brother. He has better things to do.
Terzo: Stares at you awkwardly. Looks like he’s about to say something a few times only to stumble and pull the words back. Looks around as if in search of help with this strange menace. Fails.
Turns back to face you. “No—” He jabs you in the chest— “You!”
Walks away.
Judith: Looks at you like you just caught her licking icing off a cake. “NO! No, Frater’s just nice to me. That’s all…” A pause. You can see her dying inside as she realises you weren’t talking about Frater.
Plot Twist: This child was Nihil all along
He looked away from a statue during Daddy's funeral and got catapulted into the past, where he was eventually picked up and adopted by a friendly group of circus people.
(He also got clobbered over the head by a horse, which is why he doesn't recognise the Manifest logo)
...What? Marika did say the twins look like Nihil! 😇
I rarely post art, but I'm really proud of this.
First fully digital piece in like 4 years
What I made:
Below is a bloody version, it's not very realistic but just in case
Papas as Jeff Winger quotes
Nihil: "I never said that. I may have thought it, you may have heard it, and it might be true…but I never said that."
Primo: "The next person that offers me pity will be mentioned, by name, in my suicide note."
Secondo: "Don't preach to me about romance. I had a threeway in a hot air balloon."
Terzo: "What makes humans different from other animals? We're the only species on earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don't even observe Shark Week, but we do. For the same reason I can pick up this pencil, tell you it's name is Steve and go like this [*breaks pencil*] and part of you dies just a little bit on the inside. Because people can connect with anything. We can sympathize with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an Academy Award for screenwriting."
Copia: "Doing anything more than the minimum amount of work required is my definition of failing."
Perpetua: "I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or truth is relative. In either case, booyah!"
I wonder what Nihil did
So I painted this for my room last year and the tray I used has come back into stock at my craft store.
I am in desperate need of some money so if I sold them on say Vinted for £15/£20 each, would anyone want to buy one?
Something like Vinted is the easiest way I can think to do it while also keeping my privacy so I wouldn’t have to put a return label on something and give my address away lol. Or kofi…. Trying to learn how that works.