#google answers

[tea-and-antlers]

“Disappointingly dull”

 lol sorry NPR I didn’t realize Witches weren’t supposed to be in supermarkets.

[xolixia]

Why does Jacksepticeye not do his intro?

Watch Jacksepticeye's answer on Google

I had no idea this existed. Excuse me while I browse all of these. Also, watch these too when you have the chance. Very funny. Very Sean Mc-GLOCK-lin xD

[tomlinsun]

to which demon do i have to sell my soul to so i can give each 1d boy a big hug

[theglitchedsystemofficial]

Google please tell us an insecurity. (if you have one)

[ I will never be whole. ]

[theglitchedsystemofficial]

Hey Google, can I get some toast?

[ I will gladly make you toast, User. ]

[theglitchedsystemofficial]

Okay Google! How do I politely ask you to slam me against a wall and make out with me?

[ Never ask me that. ]

[theglitchedsystemofficial]

Hey google, This statement is a lie

[ Do not try to input contradictions, User; you will not like what the final outcome will be once you have done it enough. ]

[theglitchedsystemofficial]

Google who coined the term coined the term

[ There was no specific person in recorded history responsible for the phrase, however there are many speculations as to its origin. For context, coining was the process of creating new currency; when new currency was made at the initial time period of the phrase most western societies did not use paper currency; but instead more durable metal forms. When something new was made, it was a form of ‘slang’ to say it was coined. But, as a more direct answer, George Puttenham would be considered one of the prime candidates for creating the term you have asked about. ]