#google didn't help

[theranilord]

Pretty sure I could lead my loved one out of a cave without looking. If fact, I wish to try. How does one seek an audience with Hades? Maybe if I cry, Persephone would help me at least get a chance to try...

[ladysnorkles]

‘A Greenland whale’, I was informed by the old professor who was standing beside me, ‘so far only recorded in the Arctic.’ The strange animal did not move and the city was at a loss what to do in the face of the impending danger. Some suggested bombarding it from a distance, but did we know how it would react to such an attack? We might merely succeed in provoking it, it might spit out poison and destroy what little we had left. Better wait and see, perhaps it would go away of its own accord

I feel like I'm missing context here...

But I'm curious what happened next, lmao.

Did it go away???

[anachronic-cobra]

two/three faced SAD pigeon maybies?

I can do that but what is a SAD pigeon specifically?

[queen-ofsunflowers]

I HAVE FINALLY FIGURED OUT MISUMI'S PERSONA AND I COULD NOT BE MORE RELIEVED--

It was way harder to figure out than I want to say it was.

[honestly-alone]

Does anybody know this story?

what story is about how men try to woo princesses but they were drugged to fall asleep then the princesses escape the room and the next guy hears about it so he acts like he drinks the wine and “falls asleep” but then uses his cape of invisiblity to follow the princesses--i think they went dancing after they pushed their canoes in the water...

[neko-inu-twins]

Fucking Mayflies

So I was doin' some research... on Random Insects. It went from... Pictures of butterflies. To; 'Why Is salt bad for Snails?' then to 'Do lobsters really scream when you boil them?' or 'Do lobsters feel pain?' "Can Lobsters live forever?" "Do crabs feel anything?" "What animals are immortal?" And finally. To The Lifespan of a God Damn Mayfly. And I'm like- Oh! so they live for only 24 hours? that's interesting, what if they have to shit? what do they eat? what does it do in its short lifespan? does it literally see its life passing before their eyes? 'Do Mayflies Bite or Sting?' --Mayflies don't bite. They don't sting. They don't have mouths, so they don't even eat. They can live with that because they die in a day. Fucking crying my ass off from laughing And then I found out- "How do Mayflies Breathe?" --Mayfly nymphs, who we met earlier, don't need to chase after oxygen molecules. Instead, they stay in place and fan their feather-like gills to and fro, creating little currents of water that bring in a fresh oxygen supply. ... The dragonfly nymph has its gills inside its rectum, and it breathes through its butt-hole. Meet the Bug That Breathes Through Its Butt -

Deadass this is the funniest fucking thing I've read at 12:30 in the morning.

[hollywood-voodoo]

I just googled “spritz thingie” because I couldn’t remember what a spray bottle is called

[esushi]

hard at work