#google translat

[apolloathenafusion]

Klapollo Line

In case anyone was wondering, that's the Klapollo line put through Google translate 50 times.

"He replied...he gave a wife, but he wouldest to get started."

Romantic.

[dolphelecat]

Vox Machina As Google Translate Sings Lyrics

Keyleth: Knowing a tree is now important. (You're Welcome)

Grog: Kick ass! The camp of the beasts! (Mary Poppins)

Percy: This, I'm going to hell. (Oh, no.) (Havana)

Pike: Churches get me. (Take Me to Church)

Scanlan: He is sitting naked. (Thriller)

Vax: I'm not always here. (I See the Light)

Vex: They are high in the sky my. Now, you do not go down. (Wrecking Ball)

[thehardestwater]

So I put one of my au/stories through google translate, and this was the outcome! (read below the cut)

Chapter 1: Homicide Zone

The Iraqis woke up in the morning and prepared to leave the palace. But the match was a test of silence and Shangor woke up.

"It was early."

.

"Yes, I did."

"And ... you too."

After exploring the country for 5 hours, head to the cave. But not in any cave. It is blood and glue to the new killing wall. Look at Erakus.

Then you have some ideas about what happened to the sky, but you always have the right mindset and need a hint that this is not your daughter's death.

It was not as empty as it should have been and this space gave him a knee. Why enter the bloody cave?

When Erax was found guilty, all his promises were rejected.

There should be no blood on the edge of the cave.

There was some blood in the cave but there was no blood in the corner of the cave.

To prove this, part of Skythorpe was thrown down and bleeding.

This is also a big habit. So, you may be wondering if this is a skirt, but it is enough for a pair of skirts or a skirt.

Erax goes to suit. Look ... he c. Suddenly, he played another role.

He saw what it was and fell on his face. This is a shock. Stand where he is and play the star of the night.

Suddenly, he was able to erase his tears by uttering the phrase "guide in the sky ...".

Chapter 2 Azar Elrak

In fact, he was hurt. He was small and had to throw himself. Skye is five years old. And no matter how much you want to take your fifth child, she had a daughter just like her.

However, he did not deny that he was dead. So he lived in a cave near the lake in a little bit of blood out of the waiting.

Half an hour later. He knew exactly how to do it, but he knew that meeting was not what he had to do. Not really what you want.

Slowly he stopped at the castle. Despite the importance of the story, she wants to give everyone else a chance.

Finally, when the chip was gone, he returned to the front door of the falling glass door.

Chapter 3: Sales

"Have you found it?" Ask Wen as you come down to greet Mr. Erakus.

"Does Jehanort have to tell you where he is? He tries to avoid this topic, but unfortunately not.

"Hm!"

"All right, veneer," said the boy.

"Sir! What's the purpose of Skyf Wayfinder?"

"Well ... yes. Unfortunately yes. Look, I don't know how to say it, but ... 'She hesitated for a moment.

"Ventus". He put a trembling hand on Wen’s shoulder. "Heaven ... from ... from ... from ...:."

That ... That ... That …

The word was in the air just before he knew it was going to come to Wena.

She immediately cried tears in her eyes.

This time Wen turned and started walking. The Iraq process has been requested but is not yet complete. Maybe the best …

When Wen passes the royal hall, he finds Aqua. He ran and jumped and almost attacked.

Kshatriya Chapter 4: Water

"Wow! Wen, are you still up? Are you in pain? What happened ?!"

No answer found. The color of Wen characters, beating and murder, "... Skye ... kill."

Aqua cried in those speeches. Girl ... no. Five-year-old sister ... none? But not only is it lost ... kill !!

The two of them hugged. Venati's hands began to cling to her for a moment. Avain's face also cried. Aqua will always be in Vienna. Tears streamed in his eyes.

They were ready for a moment before leaving.

Aqua spoke first. "Wen, I think I'll find you in a while. I'm going to our room now, aren't I?"

Wenati knocked. Aqua was silent as she walked into her room.

Chapter 5 selected

Irakus came into her and Ziaort's bedroom. Surprisingly, it was poisonous.

"Did you find her?"

"No ... Alex ... they will take her !!"

X-ray is evil. "Shall we return to him?

What shocked and shocked Iraqis. "It's not like Alex's last. This time ... he's dead."

When Paris and Ragus were Yankee (17-18), Those who have no heart captured Erax and considered buying it.

The poisoner was unaware that his friends had been taken out and went to the rescue with his master.

Sure, they were almost too late, but just as Iraqis were killed.

He gave both of them a little push, but There is Knowledge got worse. Mainly because what was not there was helpful in Iraq, he not only remembered it, but in his search for poison and their master, they found something that ordinary people never wanted to see.

Yes, by doing so, they too have got the whole picture of the ruthless world. For example, if they were victorious in battle, they would be emptied. If they were successful in the war, they would be proud and put a mark on the victim's blood.

How do you know that he is dead?

I see. " Put the cord in front of the viewer and think about your shirt.

Look at me Ehnhart felt thunderous. He could not save his life at last, and now he is too drunk. He should have known that something had happened to him all day. He would always cover himself up by getting rid of his sore tissue by insulting his friends. Now he has lost them again. But this time he can't come back !!!!

"What fuuuuuuuck !!"

Episode 6 - Teresa

[Discussed in Terra Dead Room] (note: never finished/wrote this chapter haha)

Chapter 7 Injury: Vanitas

He is eating now. Vanitas is in the mirror most days.

It is rare to see it this way. But I mean a lot go through your head. He lost his  two days ago, and hasn't been around since then.

The workshop is a day after sitting on their first football. He was expecting everything there, but nothing.

Suddenly it was like a warning light to return to the palace for dinner.

Maybe if they find him, he'll be back in the palace. It is expected everywhere. It's tangible, just look.

Of course there is no Sky here, it is only at night. Yes, he doesn't think so when someone tries to do it, but he knows.

Separate person you did yesterday. But it does not take more than a few hours.

By now, as Vanitas began walking back to the basketball court, closer and closer to the kitchen, his mind began to run. It's written. You know Heaven does not exist, so why not buy it? But he also hoped his friend would return. That's not the thing ... The.

But when he arrived, he was tired. It was finally over. He sat at the table thinking to himself.

You get the idea where your friends can use their influence forever and make an impact around you.

There is not much discussion. After this, Aqua eats a pill before dinner. Is it slower than before. Terra is a normal meal - we will be sad even if we go.

Finally look at it.

"So can I drink without Sky?" He was blind.

Aqua paused well and left empty. He couldn't hear the words "he doesn't know" in his spirit.

After a moment of silence, Erakus decides to break up. "Vanitas, I'm sorry, I didn't do this to you. I'm still there - well ..." She went. "Heaven is gone ... Vanitas."

"Kirk? Do you think I haven't seen him here?"

"No, he ... he was killed."

It takes a while to figure out what is happening, but in it you have a calm mind. You're trying to get everything done.

He got up on the table and quickly went out of the kitchen, eating nothing. She quickly returned to the room and returned to her room.

Enter inside and close the exterior. Finally, she dropped out and let her thoughts fade.

Usually, they can continue and go and wait, but for some reason this time is different.

How sad! Don't cry !! Why now

You know why. He is alone. And it hurts. I am going to be killed. Your best friend dies. Although not dead. He was killed.

Who do you do? Why are they doing this? Who are they? Or something else?

Anyway ... why would he die? Why now. Why did you not arrive? Why?!?!

She started seeing anyone in the room and the kitchen. Why does your family know that you have your own illness?

Vanitas did not leave the car for two more days. Learned a little. No one makes you stand up and do the same thing. Especially not Vanitas.

In those days, even he had heard more.

Most of the time someone tries to come home to talk or take her out of her room, but nothing works.

This leaves him with serious injuries.

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I translated a copy pasta 6 times and I got this

Original:

I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory trying to provide pasta to hard-working people all across the world. After a long day of work, I come to Kripp's chat to unwind and have thought-driven discussions about my favorite game and favorite streamer. When I get here, however, all I see is pasta after pasta. All I want to do is escape my miserable life, but you fucks keep spamming.

Translation result:

Everyone wants to take people to the world of pasta production. After talking to Crippa, you can comfortably discuss your favorite games and flags. But when I came here. All I have to do is to avoid the unfortunate life, but send spam.