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The color Magenta and the song ‘here comes the sun’ by the Beatles-

I thought of something really funny late last night so i wrote it down. Thing is, I dont remmember what the punchline to “Egg Humphrey” is. Now no-one will get to hear that legendary joke in its entirety.

#joke?#im kinda dumb #im also sleep deprived #so yay me

K im back

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Bye

I need a break for a while to deal with personal stuff.

Does anyone know any good art tablets I can buy? Mines broken, so i need a new one.

tried my hand at drawing Dan and Arin, Id show you buuuut my camera quality sux

Gonna cry? Mabye piss your pants?

Cuz I am. What youre lookin at is my school chromebook missing the space key. And that little white thing? Thats what I have to press to make a space.

{{last nights dream}} 5/14/20

It was pretty decent compared to the dream from the other day- Except for the fact that i was known as a murder suspect. To be specific, a MASS murder suspect.

I was in this huge hotel/apartment thing that seemed to never end. It had no windows, but it did have a massive theater room. Everyone was constantly scared, Everything was out of proportion, people had no noticeable features, I could hear constant screaming.

The only detailed things I can remmember is bashing some half dead guys head in with a heavy duty flashlight after he begged me to do it for a good ten minutes and finding out the people I thought were my little sisters were fake and that my real sisters were supposedly dead.

Believe it or not, I dont consider this a nightmare. Not once did dream me freak out, in fact I seemed pretty content with the outcome, as though i expected this. I’ve also grown pretty numb to horror related things, Sure, a good jumpscare will frighten me, but blood and guts dont have an effect. I probably sound scociopathic saying all this, but I just felt like i should get it out. feel free to judge me if ya want. If you have any idea how to stop these dreams, please do tell.

Sorry to who ever reads this all the way through.

#dream #lack of good sleep is driving me insane #morbid #i guess #sorry if you had to read all that

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season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done

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😂😂😂 i love the original muppets!

xxclonekichixx

i miss this show so much AA

mmmmmmmmmmmmaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Im bored lol

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IF YOU GET RAPTURED DOES YOUR TAPEWORM COME WITH YOU?

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IF YOU GET BAPTIZED DOES YOUR TAPEWORM ALSO GET BAPTISED?

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CAN TAPEWORMS SIN?

xxclonekichixx

Can tapeworms go to heaven...?

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do tapeworms have souls?

xxclonekichixx

Do tapeworms believe in god?

normal-horoscopes

IF YOU GET RAPTURED DOES YOUR TAPEWORM COME WITH YOU?

normal-horoscopes

IF YOU GET BAPTIZED DOES YOUR TAPEWORM ALSO GET BAPTISED?

normal-horoscopes

CAN TAPEWORMS SIN?

xxclonekichixx

Can tapeworms go to heaven...?

Story time(?)

I constantly dream of being in the zombie appocolypse (I dont know why, It might just be the only thing my smooth brain can come up with). I had another one of those dreams last night- BUUUUUT, I had a shotgun this time. I dont think you can imagine the amount of relief and joy that my dream self felt when I found that gun. But, just as was about to congratulate my brain, I found out THE FREAKING GUN TOOK HALF A MINUTE TO RELOAD. GOD FREAKING DANGIT I CAN NEVER HAVE A GoOD FREaKInG DREAm!!!!1

#oorp #dream #i have a smoth brain #:(

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@xxclonekichixx you’ve been blarted

xxclonekichixx

I feel honored ngl

#lol #thanks #that made my day

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Lets say, hypothetically, that you are being persued by a killer. What is the best way to shake em off and get em to leave you alone?

“Wait until they come close, turn around and kiss em right on the lips. From then on, you’ll be soulmates. After a couple years of dating and shit, you’ll get married in Hawaii. Your children will be named Joel, Koal and Bowl.”