#googling it

[squidthechaotickid]

Megalodontia.

Megalovania

[elindae-writes]

how many goats am i worth

✨isn't it crazy how goats were used as a measurement of quality in ancient times?? people in ancient egypt would look at a guy and then at each other and just go "that guy is great omfg he's worth ten goats"

and then they'd build a pyramid

it makes me really think about how many goats i'm worth

like i think i'm worth at least five

i know what you're thinking

"this arrogant bitch thinks she's worth a whole five goats smh"

yes i do think that i'm worth that many due to my Variety of Skills, such as writing shitty fanfic for example, like where else are you supposed to find stories about megatron bitching at people on qvc?? huh?? huh?

so. i'm worth five goats. or maybe at least like idk 4 and a 1/2. quality > quantity is a factor to consider here okay like i'm worth five quality goats i am not worth like five shitty goats. my goats go ✨baaaaa✨ not b̵̟͊A̶͎̐á̵͕Ă̴̼ả̴͔A̸̳͒ạ̷̎A̴̠͑

tell me how many goats you guys think i'm worth. i wanna know, ok? like don't hold back here because I Need To Know

[neopetdestroyer]

i always thought maybe it's the weed that's making me unfocused and unmotivated but now that i haven't smoked for a while i realize i am just. like that. i want to lie down in bed and play video game.

[booloocrew-blog]

well then

[idacreature]

On the goog.

In the Google, straight up… Googling it.

And by it? Hehehe… I mean pictures of cats.

[multishipper33]

for someone

@fizzingrubies

Hello. You don’t know me, I don;t know you. But I found that Limited Life death compilation set to Hard Knock Life

Here you go. Have your fun, I enjoyed it thoroughly as well

[garfieldsbong]

if i drink a monster and then take an edible does it cancel out or…