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The Autobots are furious with Ratchet for his reckless behavior. Whether Orion likes it or not, he gets to know the current and former crew of the Nemesis. The Autobots are finally ready to seek out a space bridge that they can use to restore Optimus's memories, but are in for a nasty surprise.

#unburied #transformers: prime #megatron #starscream #optimus prime #update

jaradraws

‘Cause I was born with a hole in my heart Yeah, we were fucked from the start Tell me it’s inevitable that I’d End up with scars from falling Down, down We were always meant to fall apart

quaxorascal

heavy is the head that wears the crown FOR YOU. i’m fine though

agent-chugway

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

it makes me sad that people outside of the toy collecting community will never have the full context of the “optibotimus fake coke commercial” disaster because it is just so funny if you were there when it happened

i’ll try to explain it as best i can regardless

optibotimus is a fairly prominent transformers toy reviewer. you could call his reviews the most baseline they could possibly be. Thew and Vangelus are on the far end of the “entertainment” side of toy reviews, Peaugh is on the far end of “purely informational,” Optibotimus sits squarely in the middle. He shows you the toy in front of a white screen, shows you what it can do, cracks a joke occasionally, and that’s it.

so

one day, optibotimus decides that he wants to run ads on his videos

fair enough, right? people do that. they put vids on youtube, run an ad on ‘em, get a little bit of pocket money.

how did he decide to do it?

he made an ad for coca-cola and started running it on his videos

he did not come to any sort of agreement with coke, he didn’t arrange for a deal.

he just made the ad, ran it on his video, and hoped that Coke would give him a brand deal because he was already running ads for them on his videos.

coke personally, politely, declined his offer.

his fans didn’t exactly care for it either.

I invite you all to watch it:

Yes, the video is 20 minutes long. just watch the first minute. watch the first minute knowing that that advertisement was made with no arrangement with Coca-Cola, the dude just thought that if he started running ads for Coke, Coke would start paying him.

it’s so funny

robotclownindulgence

I know they are overdone, but personally i'm a big fan of "fish out of water" scenarios with aliens and that's why nothing will be as funny to me as transformers confusing cars for people when they first arrive on earth

robotclownindulgence

Megatron fails to notice that the speechless crowd he just recited his intimidating villain speech to is actually just a supermarket parking lot

seriousfic

Megatron: Do not smother your anger, brothers! Give it the free rein it deserves and RISE UP to your rightful place!

The Affordable Kia Sorento:

scenetorrents

Unforgivable Flying Object

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Orion Pax is deeply disturbed by what his friend has become, but is determined to figure out how to help his new army. The Autobots return without their leader and have to figure out who should lead them while Optimus is gone.

#unburied #transformers #orion pax #megatron #starscream #transformers: prime #i was writing this but something felt off and i figured out why. do we ever see any cybertronians sit in any chairs in all of TFP?#we always see ratchet or optimus standing at the base's computer #like it feels weird to think of them as having chairs. if that makes sense.#do they do that thing that horses do where they lock their knees so they can stand upright indefinitely #no chairs on the nemesis either. team prime is broke so i can understand their chairless-ness. but why the 'cons.#i guess your evil warship looks more intimidating when there is a distinct lack of seating arrangements #well. i gave everybody chairs on the nemesis. i think orion deserves the chance to sit down. maybe it has wheels and he can roll around #i mean it's not like they're cashiers #i guess they're horses #DO THEY EVER SIT DOWN OR NOT someone tell me please

Im starting to get the feeling that megs absolutely hates optimus and wants to be friends with him at the same time. Optimus is slightly confused but he just goes with it.

you have correctly predicted the entirety of the Orion Pax arc

#unburied #orion pax #except pax doesnt even know why megs hates him so much #YOU STARTED THIS WAR HAVE YOU NO SHAME and orion is just 🫨 im a clerk

me scrambling to reread all 27 chapters to understand chapter 28 🚶‍♂️💨

me too, buddy. me too.

#unburied

I noticed you’ve been reblogging rescue bots posts

With this being said, what’s the rescue bots place in the mcprime universe

I feel like they’d just be whoever Soundwave and Starscream fuck off too when Megatron is being too insane

That's a good question, I think their dynamic with Team Prime is pretty similar to that of canon's in that only OP and Bumblebee know about them and they go visit from time to time.

I think Heatwave would be scandalized by a Deception now being on the team and that would cause a bit of a rift between Heatwave and Optimus. Heatwave has desperately wanted to join Team Prime for so long (Megatron would fold him like a lawn chair, but he doesn't really get that) and he'd be offended that Optimus would let a 'Con of all people, especially Starscream, onto the main team. Starscream would tell him that his master plan is to usurp Optimus as a joke and Heatwave would genuinely take it seriously. But then Optimus would sit him down and they'd have a long talk about it and Heatwave would come to terms with it.

#unburied transformers #unburied

Hey Elindae, how are you doing? Are you still with us? You okay?

still here!!! I wrapped up my last year of college and it was really really stressful, but I am now finished and finally have a very expensive piece of paper to show for it. Now that I'm done with college, I can get to the stuff that really matters in life: transformers fanfiction. I'm home over the summer and actually have time to work on it!! Thank you for asking how I'm doing

#i am very sorry i worried you 😭#having 'nam flashbacks to the 40 page paper i had to write this final semester #NOT including annotated bibliography #evil

Hello are you ok in the year of our lord 2026?

I am okay! A lot has happened, but I finished my B.A. degree 🎉 !! Thank you for checking in.

Are you still alive?

Midterms are killing me at the moment, but yes I am alive