Apr 6, 2023
it's the 7th in my timezone sooooo...
EVERYBODY BETTER WISH THE 2 BIGGEST BITCHES IN THE WORLD A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
i have cake... for he...
also gifts!!! <333
(i couldn't choose between the necklaces so darling boy gets both <333)
...but what was that i said earlier??? the TWO biggest bitches in the world???
YES
IT IS I. I AM MICHAEL'S SECRET LONG LOST TWIN BROTHER AND IT IS MY BIRTHDAY ALSO >:DDD
^^^ here is 1 of our baby photos as proof that we were shat out of the same womb xoxo