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goooldblum IM LAUGHINH REMEMBERING IT TOO
goooldblum replied to your post “3”
YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEE
...ive made a grave mistake...
for your ship meme thing: swaghetti and memeballs
drinks all of the coffee: me
brings up adopting a pet: both of us tbh
kills the bugs: kill them with ur swag, me memes are useless
cooks the meals: u work at chipotle, this ones on u
starts getting into holidays way before they should: you prob
initiates the couple selfies: u and ur sick new hair
forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: me (SALTY MEME i still have that screenshot tho so i wont forget xo)
always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: both of us
nicknames the other: me(mes)
HAP BIRTH!!! 🎈🎈🎈
lex!!!! THANK YOU!!!
bisexualpoppunk replied to your post “@marvel please make a new young avengers series w the same team who...”
SHOCKED by the teddy icon but 100% approve and also same s a m e
wow why shocked bc its not clint or billy? same tbh lmao but i thought it was high time to visibly display my undying affect for teddy "tall loser" altman
goooldblum replied to your post “ok mariah bisexualpoppunk and someone else who i cant recall rn...”
fucking sippy cup. who are you. NERD
IM JUST A GIRL WITH SENSITIVE TEETH OK??? its one of those water bottles you exercise with or whatever yknow?? the cool pretty cool ones
ur fave is problematic: tumblr user @goooldblum
url sounds like shes catcalling goldblum from a speeding taxi
would actually do this if given the chance
has access to burritos yet i never get any??
only comes online for five minutes every three weeks to insult me
is in meme denial (loves memes but wont accept it)
reminds me of spiderman 3
Three, seven, nineteen, twenty-three, twenty-seven.
3- what was the movie that made you fall in love with movies?
oh man i/t i'll always hold edward scissorhands close to my heart bc it is just such an aesthetically pleasing film? baby me was so wide eyed w/ wonder at something that was concurrently so dark tonally but also bright and bizarre and wonderful? also feel like i needa mention the godfather bc i watched that when i was 8 and it traumatized the shit out of me and i inadvertently learned a lil italian bc there weren't subtitles for some reason
7- favorite b movie?
SHARKNADO
19- a movie you want everyone to know about:
PAN'S LABYRINTH. WATCH IT EVERYONE EVER WAT CH I'LL SHOVE PAN'S LABYRINTH UP MY ASS ON THE DAILY. snowpiercer is also p great and thought-provoking
23- favorite sex scene?
for some reason i keep thinking about??? hot tub time machine lmfao time travel sex is so wild
27- a movie that makes you nostalgic?
i did this already but i'll do ANOTHER bc il these. i have a rly soft spot for back to the future, ferris bueller's day off... basically any 80s/90s movie with a song and dance number
goooldblum replied to your post “Hairspray”
no, i understand. white colonialism....... it kills more than people, it kills culture.
riiiiiight like ugh it makes me SO ANGRY every time i think abt colonization and that anger just grows and grows the more i learn about various civilizations and societies pre-colonial influences, like everyone was way more than fine before u came along please bye
goooldblum replied to your post “goooldblum replied to your post “let me be ur problematic...”
i hate you
u meme me <MMM
goooldblum replied to your post “Into the Woods”
you're brave everyday. you meme.
thanks but no thanks (tbh i was quite brave today bc i did unflattering exercise things in front of other people without having an internal combustion lmao)
goooldblum replied to your post “Pippin”
i need to catch up.... i only watched three episodes
wtf the fuck how??? its so good??? also i think my new fave show will be galavant, when i watch it, bc its a MUSICAL show set in arthurian times, which, i dont care abt medieval shit but i love bbc merlin so it counts? but seriously. the whole show. is a MUSICAL i am in LOVE
afadingoctober replied to your post “mymonwalker replied to your post “i keep waking up all foggy brained...”
He purposefully misgenders trans actresses and compares mentally ill people to monsters so
yuck i know hes actually terrible?? and freeman is trash too like he is rude and insulting to a lot of people and people are just like 'haha he is so cute (?????) and short and angry hahaha what a funny man' but like ?? no?? hes gross?