ya being kafkaesque isn’t about turning into a bug it’s about how if you turned into a bug your boss would still be like “ok but we’re short staffed can u still come in”
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ya being kafkaesque isn’t about turning into a bug it’s about how if you turned into a bug your boss would still be like “ok but we’re short staffed can u still come in”
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some estimeric recently
Sleeping octopus changing color while dreaming
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tataru makes him tweet every tony hawk story he has
obsessed with characters who have never been married to each other, but are nonetheless divorced from each other
I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”
“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”
It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you’re having a stroke* thing when they stammer
God damn my soul 😂
I offered my rat some popcorn and it was hilarious
He was like
Necromancer that doesn’t know they’re a necromancer and thinks they’re just a really good emt
That is the funniest thing i have ever read
Diving 🦆 by bluehydrangea
Hannibal 3x06 - "Dolce"
i am a simple person you put a uquiz link in front of me and i do it
i hate people knowing my business. i never tell my family anything but i will tell all my mutuals
never choose strangers over blood. ur family wants the best for u. Ur mutuals don’t care like u think they do
- tony soprano
you astrology people will see someone commit murder and go “oh he’s a gemini that explains it all” like what. what does that explain
what’s not clicking
rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens
looks like an egg
happy valentine’s day