E • MO • TION

because you want to die for love, you always have.

[justsomeguycore]

ya being kafkaesque isn’t about turning into a bug it’s about how if you turned into a bug your boss would still be like “ok but we’re short staffed can u still come in”

[fakepolishgirl-deactivated20210]

cunt sun cunt moon cunt rising

[requiemofkingsart]

some estimeric recently

[sixpenceee]

Sleeping octopus changing color while dreaming   

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[sodas]

tataru makes him tweet every tony hawk story he has

[kakyoinryoko]

obsessed with characters who have never been married to each other, but are nonetheless divorced from each other

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

[yooterus-deactivated20220126]

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

[cowboy-garfield]

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you’re having a stroke* thing when they stammer

[fandomthesickness]

God damn my soul 😂

[agpicklefeet]

I offered my rat some popcorn and it was hilarious 

[agpicklefeet]

He was like 

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Necromancer that doesn’t know they’re a necromancer and thinks they’re just a really good emt

[raimagnolia]

That is the funniest thing i have ever read

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

[lotrlocked]

[embroiderycrafts]

Diving 🦆 by bluehydrangea

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal 3x06 - "Dolce"

[pixiszn-deactivated20210901]

i am a simple person you put a uquiz link in front of me and i do it

[toshiirou]

[positiveattitudehunting]

i hate people knowing my business. i never tell my family anything but i will tell all my mutuals

[hfjksdfjgtior-deactivated202209]

never choose strangers over blood. ur family wants the best for u. Ur mutuals don’t care like u think they do

[positiveattitudehunting]

- tony soprano

[ashmoved]

you astrology people will see someone commit murder and go “oh he’s a gemini that explains it all” like what. what does that explain

[rockleftistlee]

what’s not clicking

[boymilf]

rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens

[shopcat]

looks like an egg

[shopcat]

[andshecanproveitwasolidrighthook]

happy valentine’s day