#goose trick

[inexplicifics]

Ciri sending Morvran a permanently enchanted goose who loves him, tolerates Cahir, and hates everyone else. It follows him around everywhere, much to the dismay/gossipy delight of the court. At least 1 assassination has been thwarted bc it is impossible to get close to the prince without Goose Attack

"Oh, that? That's my bodygoose."

"Sorry, what?"

"Bodygoose. Like a bodyguard, but with more...goosiness. It's very effective! The last person who tried to assassinate me ended up curled into a small ball, begging for mercy."

"Did...did that work?"

"No. Geese aren't particularly merciful, it seems."

[honeysuckletook]

New goose trick! For ciri in the accidental warlord au series by @inexplicifics

[laughingmango]

It’s a collusion between spotless white menaces - until it’s not

[inexplicifics]

Goose trick idea that will probably require help from a mage: All the animals in the keep honk like geese at random times for a day. Not all the time, mind you. Only sometimes.

Roach: HONK

Geralt: What. The. Fuck.

[inexplicifics]

Its my birthday so I have to ask has anyone suggested to ciri in accidental warlord series that her symbol should be a Goose?

I don't think anyone has suggested it, but a goose rampant would be an appropriate crest...

[inexplicifics]

“The construction of a Banach space without the approximation property [mathematical problem] earned Per Enflo a live goose in 1972, which had been promised by Stanisław Mazur (left) in 1936.”

Now I'm imagining Ciri giving out geese as prizes for problem-solving later in life when she rules. And calling that her “goose trick” cause people are way happier to solve anything if they get a good enough motivation.

(are her geese special? Longer life or magical? Probably…)

"Congratulations! You get a goose!"

"...Is...is this a prize or a punishment?"

[inexplicifics]

Don't let Ciri know that a Swan and a Goose can mate. A swoose loose in Kaer Morhen sounds too terrifying

Oh nobody tell Ciri this, for the sake of everyone's sanity.

[inexplicifics]

Somewhat, someday, a goose trick gone very wrong... or good, it depend realy...

Oh gods that's terrifying.