#gophergal

[zarla-s]

I have like zero interest in pokemon, but I always look forward to seeing you post about those two distinguished gentlemen and I figured you should know that

Very distinguished! Version with glasses under the cut, I couldn't decide.

[patreon]

[cowboyfirestar]

Fireheart @ the other leaders

STOPPP IM CRYING KCHKAHC

[anastoundingmango]

(waves at you super enthusiastically because you also like Thunderbee)

gift of mspaint doodle for you :D

ENTHUSIASTICALLY WAVING BACK!!! Omg thank you so much for the doodle... EEP!! the sillies!!! So cute <3

[bisexual-horror-fan]

Bexxx heeeeelp I've been forced to read the phrase "she mushed her folds around" as a descriptor for masturbation and I'm scarred

Oh my God that is so, so unbelievably un-sexy, like that is really fucking up there as one of the least hot ways to describe masturbation I have ever heard, also it just doesn't sound like it would feel good at all? Just...Mushing stuff around down there. Bleh.

I am so sorry you were forced to read such a terrible way to describe what is normally such an awesome act and way to connect with yourself.

[lightofthemoonglow]

Reanimator, but victorian/old west au (legit either, I just want to see the glowstick twink in a vest)

I’m going with old west because all of those westerns my dad made me watch as a child will be good for something, dammit

First thing’s first: yes, our glowstick twink will be in a vest because I said so

Herbert still had to flee Europe because of Gruber’s death, though he was never charged or even put into the psych ward because they just accepted that Gruber’s eyes exploded

Dan was born and raised on a farm. Look that that hunk and tell me he doesn’t scream Old West era farm boy. People definitely suspect Dan is a gold-digger, because the Halseys are old money 

It’s definitely easier for Herbert to get bodies and for him to flee town in general. He’s not held back by as many laws in general, so he’s a bit more of a loose cannon. 

Hill is even more unethical, obviously. He’s probably an outright serial killer, technically. I can just see him killing people who got in his way over the years because it was easier to get away with back then. He just keeps killing people, it’s not like he’s driven by some sort inner force. 

Send me a potential AU and I’ll tell you five fun facts that would happen in a story.

[rachebartmoss]

@happy-mousie @gophergal

[michaelmyersdefensesquad]

So, In the Sitcom/ H420: Michael gets Blazed AU, does Laurie try to hide Michael or does he hide himself? (He's surely raided the Strodes' pantry before-hand either way.)

Laurie tries to hide Michael in the basement. When you’re seen by adults as responsible, you can get away with a lot as a teenager. So I imagine Laurie was on a pretty long leash here. But it’s kinda hard to keep an entire person hidden, so I’m on the fence on whether or not that arrangement falls apart.

[cowboyfirestar]

oh no, you're starting to make me love firedark wait wait hold up-

Join the dark side friend, come on, you know you want too