#goremand

[art-of-mtg]

Goremand (Core Set 2021) - Igor Kieryluk

More cards with art by Igor Kieryluk on Scryfall

[dumbsack]

son of a bitch I ran out of time before Christmas again

maybe next year

[bimshwel]

whatever these are number 95, for OpSidewinder, in which the raccoon person called Wick Wick may have some eccentric tendencies

[forkflinger]

That is an excellent pun.

[dumbsack]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

It's a narrative poem, a late Christmas story

It stars Goremand, but isn't too gory

Some couplings have some hints

Akin to a weak breath mint

If you read it, I hope you like it!

Otherwise, I dunno, I'll hide in my blanket.

[dumbsack]

yeah

I can think of more than a few