#gorgon! reader

[harveywritings92]

(Robert's spouse suffers from vertigo. Sometimes the attacks lasts for days. On day 4, he finds them in the shower crying and having a meltdown. He sits outside the shower holding their hand trying to calm them down.)

Spouse, crying while blindfolded so not to freeze Robert: It’s just so scary. Every time it lasts for this long, I start thinking it’s never gonna go away and I’m not going to be able to function like a regular person ever again!

Robert: It will go away, it always does. You’re going to be fine. *pause* ...Did you just wipe your nose on my arm?

[harveywritings92]

[Teen! Robert and Gorgon! Reader are talking while throwing water balloons full of paint at a random house.]

Robert: Jeez, have the days always been this slow?I remember them going by way faster.

R/n: Probably 'cos we don't have any school today...

Robert: I hope they clean up all those stink bugs Kevin accidentally released into the classroom, half-days suck.

[Just then a person comes outside and looks at their paint splattered house then at Robert and R/n pissed off.]

Rando: You little teenage fricks are the ones throwin' paint at my house?!

Robert and R/n, thought the house was abandoned: Ah...

Rando: Let's see how you bloody like it?!

[They go inside for a tick then reemerges with a paintball machine gun in hand and starts firing.]

Robert: Oh crap! {He and R/n runaway)

[R/n suddenly yelps in pain and starts hobbling.]

R/n: OW! Fuck! They got me in the ass!

[Robert starts laughs at his friend's misfortune.]

R/n, holding their left butt cheek: No, man, this really fricking hurts!