he could've said anything
gay people can never say i love you ect ect
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he could've said anything
gay people can never say i love you ect ect
in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didn’t have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course there’s the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)
"I asked chatgpt" ok well I asked Sherlock Holmes and I got a monologue that contained two tangents, four accidental insults, the answer to my question, and three homoerotic comments about his flatmate
even if that means violin concerts at 4am and fights about cocaine on a regular basis
giggle. smile. kicks my feet. celebrating holmes bday by playing dolls with them
also extra jammies sheet
Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.
And finally, here are all the famous couples ✨
Holmes & Watson, Poirot & Hastings, Jeeves & Bertie, Raffles & Bunny
ah, so many well-spent hours listening to these wonderful books
back on my bullshit (i never left)