Someone comes up and smacks their s/o's ass what does the band do
that person is gonna get the shit beaten out of them so quick-
is that person still alive?
i'd be surprised if they still were
murdoc would kill them on the spot
choked to death right where the person stands
if it's a friend of yours, he might spare the person some pain
it's very very rare for him to spare someone after doing something that horrific
if you're okay with it, he'll probably grumble about how stupid it is that you'd be okay with that
after the first instance of it happening, he'll constantly smack his your ass in private and in public
you'll ask him why and he'll go "jus' because i want to." but he really just wants to do it so everyone knows you're his
he doesn't know what to do when it first happens
he barely even saw it, to be honest
if he knows for sure that it actually happened, he'll yell at the person to stay away from you
even if he's a sweetheart, he can get really heated
"hun, it really is okay-" | "no! iz not okay!! i don't caeh'!"
it's like it flips some kind of switch inside of his brain
hug him afterwards please
unlike murdoc, 2D has trouble holding himself together in situations like these
did that person...just touch his babycakes? his babycakes? the love of his life?
oh that person better have their will already written
we all know russell is a strong man but...
when someone touches you in a way he does not like (and he's usually very okay with people being friendly with you if he senses no threat), he goes into super smash bros mode
that person will lose their arms
that person legitimately doesn't have arms anymore now
he'll be mad about it for a little while but then he'll be okay
less of okay and more of feeling incredibly guilty because he feels like he failed to protect you
"i can't believe i just let that happen to you..."
but you tell him its okay and that he wouldn't have known
he'll try to make it up to you afterwards
just like the others, she gets angry
but imagine murdoc's anger times 1000....
that person is dead now, along with anyone who dares to even look at you after that
she feels bad for getting that mad but she just wants to keep you safe
she loves you way too much to let someone do that to you without caring
you're one of the only people who understands how she thinks
so she wants to make surr you're always safe from other people
she tells 2D all about it afterwards