#goshua

[roguetimebot]

THICK, BLACK, SUGAR-FED, ABSTRACT BLOOD SAP! ONE GUN! BANG BANG! WHERE’S YOUR RIOT ACT?

                                              say anything - goshua

[bpdgooglesearches]

how to stop assuming everyone hates you

[nobleoswald]

help I can't stop looking at expensive sunglasses

tony stark if you’re out there look what you’re doing to us 

[whiskey-and-toast]

your Rick has made me want to grow back my mohawk

LIVE UR DREAMS grow a mullet mohawk just like my trash son

[sorrowlicher]

how did I know you would do that I'm fjdjndsnsnsn

i was lowkey worried you’d actually block me for a bit fjkldfjghlfkj

[nobleoswald]

yeah honestly can't he just. go and be a dad to Peter and not fight anything but weeds in his yard and maybe work on his car collection instead of a collection of iron man suits pls

honestlyyyyyy and tbh if marvel wants to test me they can just release a 2.5 hr movie of Tony gardening and being smart and dadding Peter and I will singlehandedly make it the most popular movie ever made 

[nobleoswald]

I just remembered this thing ok lmao if you ever watched twilight there was this one huge fight scene where a lot of important characters died and then it was revealed to just be a future vision if one guy started fighting. and when it was revealed that it was fake the entire theatre groaned and yelled. can. can infinity war just be that. please

YES @ marvel writers take some fucking notes, i won’t even be mad all the fucks who came for death will be booing and i’ll be sitting there sobbing tears of goddamned joy, just leave my loves alone please for all that is good in this world 

[nobleoswald]

I connected two different phone charging cords together because one side on each didn't work and it works . just call me Tony Stark

sdjfljsdk tbh that’s actually pretty cool i wouldn’t even think of doing that. next thing you know you’ll like make a fuckin particle accelerator good luck being iron man