PICK A CARD: Google searches that describe your future spouse
Hello and welcome to this reading! Here I will give you google searches that describes your future spouse. I hope you enjoy this reading!
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Pile 1:
“How to undo sending an email… after 24 hours?”
“Can you get dehydration from forgetting to drink water for 3 days?”
“Is it normal to cry over fictional characters this much?”
“Why do I get my best ideas at 3 AM?”
“How long can you survive on snacks alone?”
“Why did I walk into this room again?”
“Can ADHD make you lose your phone while holding it?”
“Can I cook pasta in the coffee maker?”
“How to win an argument using psychology and fear”
“Did I just gaslight myself?”
Extended reading
Pile 2:
“How to convince people I know what I’m doing”
“If I say something with enough confidence, does it become true?”
“Why do people keep telling me to ‘think things through’?”
“Can you get banned from Uber Eats for too many refund requests?”
“How to gaslight my way into free stuff”
“Signs I might actually be delusional (but like, in a fun way)”
“Can I legally call myself a CEO if I have an Etsy store?”
“How fast can I learn a skill before I have to use it in real life?”
“How to fall asleep when I am literally built different”
“Is it a red flag if I believe I can do anything without trying first?”
Extended reading
Pile 3:
“Why do people tell me their secrets unprompted?”
“Can I manifest chaos just by thinking about it?”
“How to stop saying ‘that’s crazy’ when people trauma dump”
“If I don’t react, do I technically win the argument?”
“Can I get paid for just existing and watching people?”
“Why do I always know the drama even though I’m never involved?”
“How long can you stare at someone before it’s weird?”
“How to give life-changing advice without taking my own”
“What’s the most polite way to say ‘that sounds like a you problem’?”
“Should I be concerned if people call me ‘terrifying’?”
Extended reading
